Garrett

Asking chatgpt if the FBI can go to Cabo

The karma would be a risk, but kinda hope Mikel gave Eze the evening off on the off chance he felt like taking in a match live. Relax a bit.

Yeah guaranteed these are not the sort of people to even think about cleaning it so thoughts and prayers

It’s the 58th minute. Not sure they’ve got 40 left in them

I miss the horseshoe

He’s somehow gotten worse this half.

Is that why I every time I glance up from my work I’m seeing him give Brighton free kick for a mystery foul?

If we return to some Kavanagh nonsense…

So he can be justified in sending off Mosquera later?

I’d be happy if he could simply recognize when Brighton players fall over for no reason rather than quickly whistling. Maybe card then for a cynical foul. Managing time wasting is just a bridge to far for Kavanagh, what all the players running around, a noisy crowd, having to remember to breathe…

I’m mostly offended by the process. Clearly they came up with the tagline first, but Man Cereal? Really? Where’s the middle school pun or stolen valor?

I’ll take your word for it

Do 6 in 10 Americans actually know this war is happening?

So… no mood shift?

And launch

Elton John’s maybe the best vocalist ever because Jesus fucking Christ these lyrics are shit. Like wtf are you going on about man who can fucking sing this shit into a 50 year career

That his standom has somehow extended to people who were too young to watch him when he played drives me crazy. There’s nothing new, no reevaluation. It’s all a choice.

Had to watch w/o sound and the progression from wasting opportunity after opportunity to a performance that just didn’t match the game on offer was jarring.

Caveats aside about the difficulty of officiating, but it’s never encouraging when they call offside incorrectly and are perfectly positioned to see the play develop

I’ve just learned about this mf and he works for the WSJ? If he can’t manage to take that platform and build from it, I think I’m seeing the problem here.

Is a PR dump breaking news now?

That’s some heavy lifting for a strawman.

Nothing I hate more than ivory tower gatekeeping. Even measles.

I kind of feel like a large percentage of the American population would be more informed if they were solely getting their news from a box of old magazines they find in the basement

lol time to learn about logical fallacies

This is the 38th time that the U.S. military has unlawfully killed civilians on the orders of Pete Hegseth and Donald Trump. At least 130 people — never charged with crimes, their identities unknown to their executioners — are now dead.

Does anyone left at your <checks notes> newspaper (!?) know what analysis means?

Perfectly undignified alt text too

So in a roundabout way, it’s your fault I’m not out here complaining about EA’s terribly undercooked Sepak Takraw 26

You seem to be conflating democratic voters with democratic consultants again