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@sessaine

former mtg addict current warhammer addict forever coding addict will overcommit to any bit for one (1) twix bar

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11.03.2026 16:45 πŸ‘ 3446 πŸ” 759 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 13

Trying something new. If you are in your LGS over the next day or so, and they have an abundance of Spider-Man sat on their store shelves - can you take a picture or video it, and send that to me? Crowd source some info

Either post it here, or email me at PleasantKenobi@gmail.com

Retweet this pls.

10.03.2026 16:30 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1
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Sony’s Bluepoint Pitched β€˜Bloodborne’ Remake Before Closure The inside story of why PlayStation closed its beloved subsidiary

NEW: Last year, Bluepoint Games pitched a Bloodborne remake. Sony didn't turn it down... but FromSoftware did.

Inside the tragic closure of Bluepoint, what they've been doing for the last five years, and why the studio was shut down: www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...

27.02.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 2296 πŸ” 560 πŸ’¬ 104 πŸ“Œ 500

it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays

25.02.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 22578 πŸ” 8163 πŸ’¬ 102 πŸ“Œ 67

i love that my childhood education was wasted learning all these things that don't matter once you're an adult

like cursive, long division, playing the recorder, and coequal branches of government

20.02.2026 22:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
14.02.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 3785 πŸ” 682 πŸ’¬ 50 πŸ“Œ 15
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🌟"PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE I DON'T WANT TO BE A MAGICAL GIRL" EPISODE 2 🌟
"I Want to be a Normal Girl"

SATURDAY, JANUARY 31ST @ 11AM PST!!!!!!!!!!!!

28.01.2026 08:30 πŸ‘ 8064 πŸ” 2693 πŸ’¬ 102 πŸ“Œ 106

We had a good run

03.01.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 14313 πŸ” 3143 πŸ’¬ 103 πŸ“Œ 22

Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be

21.12.2025 06:04 πŸ‘ 12632 πŸ” 1959 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 56
Aliens

Star Trek, a Vulcan-esque figure w/ two lines about their right eye:
- Human with an unsual face tattoo.
- Called something like the Kth'Grathi

Star Wars, a bug-like creature in a rice farmers hat.
- Bug that's vaguely asian
- Called Glumshit Chang

Doctor Who, a toaster w/ some bread poking out
- Household appliance that is a black hole with a Lancashire accent
- Called the Kaloxlgorb of Charrr

Aliens Star Trek, a Vulcan-esque figure w/ two lines about their right eye: - Human with an unsual face tattoo. - Called something like the Kth'Grathi Star Wars, a bug-like creature in a rice farmers hat. - Bug that's vaguely asian - Called Glumshit Chang Doctor Who, a toaster w/ some bread poking out - Household appliance that is a black hole with a Lancashire accent - Called the Kaloxlgorb of Charrr

12.12.2025 21:26 πŸ‘ 1373 πŸ” 530 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 26
Albarn: That's the lovely thing about Gorillaz - it's still committed to everything existing in its own world. It's why l put that sound on my voice to separate me from [cartoon lead singer] 2-D. He…. Well, I actually don't think he's much of a he, he's more of a 'they', isn't he?

Hewlett: They're definitely more at home in that [non-binary] world. They're a sweetheart, they're open and accepting new information.

Albarn: Exactly, it's such a nice place to sing from.

Albarn: That's the lovely thing about Gorillaz - it's still committed to everything existing in its own world. It's why l put that sound on my voice to separate me from [cartoon lead singer] 2-D. He…. Well, I actually don't think he's much of a he, he's more of a 'they', isn't he? Hewlett: They're definitely more at home in that [non-binary] world. They're a sweetheart, they're open and accepting new information. Albarn: Exactly, it's such a nice place to sing from.

Damon Albarn and Jamie Hewlett casually confirming that 2D of Gorillaz is non-binary now is not what I expected from this album promotion cycle but y’know, yeah, cool, good for them!

12.12.2025 21:33 πŸ‘ 2740 πŸ” 815 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 89

TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!

Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png

12.11.2025 20:19 πŸ‘ 8124 πŸ” 2104 πŸ’¬ 60 πŸ“Œ 78

I’M SO EXCITED TO BE PLAYING A BATTLE SISTER AHHHH 😭

12.11.2025 16:22 πŸ‘ 797 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 1
The legendary cat meme that started an era

The legendary cat meme that started an era

The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger

Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling

10.11.2025 17:46 πŸ‘ 3169 πŸ” 1332 πŸ’¬ 98 πŸ“Œ 248

learned the ASOIAF minis game tonight (ik ik, way late to the party)

and the number of times i said "Eric Lang you've done it again" was higher than the number of times my opponent failed Panic tests (i played Lannister 🦁)

05.11.2025 03:32 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.11.2025 02:41 πŸ‘ 86709 πŸ” 18270 πŸ’¬ 3164 πŸ“Œ 2370
Road Ork Ahead sign

Road Ork Ahead sign

This is your sign to start a Speed Freeks army.

24.10.2025 16:33 πŸ‘ 277 πŸ” 48 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 7
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NYPD announces that zero arrests were made at the massive No Kings protests today after Republicans spent days claiming the protestors are violent terrorists.

18.10.2025 20:44 πŸ‘ 10421 πŸ” 2693 πŸ’¬ 202 πŸ“Œ 135

bluesky got me hooked by showing me posts by people I like and follow on purpose

16.10.2025 06:23 πŸ‘ 4574 πŸ” 371 πŸ’¬ 76 πŸ“Œ 17
10.10.2025 06:21 πŸ‘ 832 πŸ” 306 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 10
Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

11.10.2025 17:32 πŸ‘ 11749 πŸ” 3499 πŸ’¬ 70 πŸ“Œ 86

The Butlerian Jihad must have sucked for guys who just bought a new computer

08.10.2025 21:44 πŸ‘ 1767 πŸ” 229 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 8
News paper clipping: 

'There is no ethical way to use the major Al image generators.
All of them are trained on stolen images, and all of them are built for the purpose of deskilling, disempowering and replacing real, human artists.
- MOLLY CRABAPPLE,
artist and activist

News paper clipping: 'There is no ethical way to use the major Al image generators. All of them are trained on stolen images, and all of them are built for the purpose of deskilling, disempowering and replacing real, human artists. - MOLLY CRABAPPLE, artist and activist

14.07.2025 12:05 πŸ‘ 8262 πŸ” 3096 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 72
Falco Spara, Pactweaver: my friend the only crypto currency you wanna get your hands on is this: bird seed. There is a lot of birds and they all gotta eat

Falco Spara, Pactweaver: my friend the only crypto currency you wanna get your hands on is this: bird seed. There is a lot of birds and they all gotta eat

19.09.2025 16:02 πŸ‘ 401 πŸ” 106 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

New "How to Report ICE" zines up today for free printable download!

California (by county/area)
Chicago
Colorado
DC Metro Area (DMV)
Massachusetts
North Carolina Triangle Area
NYC
Philly
Pittsburgh
Portland, OR
St. Louis Metro Area
Washington State

Please share!
drive.google.com/drive/folder...

25.08.2025 20:12 πŸ‘ 3774 πŸ” 3106 πŸ’¬ 96 πŸ“Œ 107
Simpsons blackboard meme with Bart writing β€œit’s the fucking guns”

Simpsons blackboard meme with Bart writing β€œit’s the fucking guns”

29.08.2025 15:51 πŸ‘ 93 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
16.08.2025 23:45 πŸ‘ 13715 πŸ” 4990 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 13

"why does restaurant food taste better than food cooked at home"

The cook does not care if you live or die and uses salt and butter accordingly

02.07.2025 17:47 πŸ‘ 11890 πŸ” 2446 πŸ’¬ 137 πŸ“Œ 192
moistlouis.com.

moistlouis.com.

in the city of St. Louis, Missouri, there is a museum called the Museum of Illusions, and it has come to my attention that this is the URL of their website

07.09.2024 17:05 πŸ‘ 4536 πŸ” 1324 πŸ’¬ 129 πŸ“Œ 104

Some people say Java's JIT compiler was ahead of its time. This is false. JIT stands for Just-in-Time.

16.04.2025 17:38 πŸ‘ 294 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0