Marcus Inky (The Hairy Viking)

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No, you’re leaping around the lounge listening to super joint ritual!

No, I am!

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

Is that a broken ecstasy pill? I mean they’d probably have more fun than going to church

Most definitely. But he’d insist it was making him immortal and demand a government funded dinosaur factory

Sometimes warfare is effective without firing a single bomb.

RFK jn will recommend a butt full of plastic dinosaurs if some Fox News crank said so.

If you want to pay a tithe you can donate to a bloke and the wrong side of 40 who hasn’t run since school do the great north run for autistic society. Just saying 😉

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On Saturday, March 7th Jello Biafra suffered a hemorrhagic stroke caused by high blood pressure.



As per Jello:

Disgusting beast.

What’s she gonna look like with chipotle on her

Sir Michael! I believe that fiver is worth £3.50 now! Not because of liz but because she wasn’t ALLOWED to complete her flawless plan. The Sunak lad shot the crow there.

Hi, I did a big foulage on the carpet because my breakfast wasn’t served in a timely fashion. I’m not sorry…And I’ll do it again.

Absolute turgid bath water

Frog giving it some beans

Ere @worldofwoe.bsky.social

He’s shagging it isn’t he?

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4300 miles doesn’t seem bad until you actually try to do it.

Thinking: be fine! I can do that in like… I dunno three days? I’ll just sleep in the car. 🙄

I also recall my lack of map scale. I’ll come visit! Says I! It’s just across and up isn’t it? 😩

I believe your words were: it’s a good price but they’ll never accept you.
Locals pointing the ICE chaps towards the house, that boy down there, weird sort, don’t belong with this here community, has big ideas about inclusivity! Woke! Ah say! Woke! Let’s coloured folk hang out up there!

I remember during lockdown when my dear friend @arcticvelocipedist.bsky.social advised me not to buy a house in Lafayette. If he shouts numbers, get a lottery ticket! I shit you not!

So money.

British seem to shit on commonwealth soldiers too, especially Gurkhas. War pension Johnny Foreigner? But you’ve only lost a leg, man! That’s just malingering! Saved the lieutenant? That’s your job, boy!

Obviously not. Naughty Jeffrey did a stretch and now the orange floater has drifted to the top. It’s normal to them.

Sometimes these things write themselves.

Glass jaw prison shower enthusiast and narnia season ticket holder says…

Donny and naughty jeffery 🤔

Edgar says it’s bedtime

Given! Was decent.