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Horatio Flamethrower๐Ÿชท๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช

@blindmellojelly

Perpetually amazed by the amount of people who are mentally constipated yet suffer from frequent & explosive bouts of verbal diarrhea. Jet City, Planet Earth.

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for literally my entire life every single Republican Presidency has left the country in crisis such that the next Democratic President has to spend most of their time cleaning it up

11.03.2026 17:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 157 ๐Ÿ” 32 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ“ขSignal Boost๐Ÿ“ข

11.03.2026 18:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I suspect this "conflict" will last longer than 27 days. Therefore costing us more than USAID.
But the price of eggs and gas.
Also, HER laugh. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพ

11.03.2026 17:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The annual USAID budget was approx. $27 billion. The Iranian war costs $1 billion per day. One week of war could have saved between 65,728 adults and 129,607 children.

But they wanted Shitler 2.0

11.03.2026 16:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They always prefer republicans in office. Oil companies like republicans because of their tax cuts. They don't even care if they suffer in some way because of republicans as long as they get those tax cuts.

11.03.2026 16:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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GOP lawmaker again pushes for 'final solution' against Jewish colleague: 'I wasn't joking' A New Hampshire Republican state representative from Hillsborough is refusing to apologize after using the term "Final Solution" to disparage an event being put on by a Jewish colleague.The lawmaker, ...

Some words and phrases have multiple meanings. Some very much DON'T. This? Don't.

www.rawstory.com/new-hampshir...

11.03.2026 14:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 64 ๐Ÿ” 33 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

Jesus!! ๐Ÿ‘€!!!

11.03.2026 16:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And cutting off USAID

11.03.2026 16:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But mfkas arguing about SNAP recipients getting lil debbie cakes

11.03.2026 09:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 50 ๐Ÿ” 25 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Exclusive: Russia is giving Iran specific advice on drone tactics, Western intelligence source tells CNN | CNN Russia is helping Iran with advanced drone tactics from its war in Ukraine to hit US and Gulf nation targets in the Middle East, according to a Western intelligence official.

Russia has been using these same Iranian drones against the Ukrainian population. Hitting apartment buildings and schools. The world is a mess.

Exclusive: Russia is giving Iran specific advice on drone tactics, Western intelligence source tells CNN | CNN share.google/dMZwIWFPKaW1...

11.03.2026 15:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"New generation"!!

11.03.2026 14:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Holla if you hear him!

11.03.2026 14:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Dem nominee faces bipartisan calls to quit over racist, misogynistic social media posts Va. Dem candidate Sef Casim faces bipartisan pressure to drop out after old posts using racial slurs and misogynistic language surfaced online.

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Yโ€™all want to see a cautionary tale of exactly what Black Folks have been trying to warn yโ€™all of for years?

This guy Sef Casim ran as a young progressive candidate against a BW and all the usual suspects lined up behind him.

After he won the caucus/primary a bunch

wjla.com/news/electio...

11.03.2026 02:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 278 ๐Ÿ” 131 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27 ๐Ÿ“Œ 38

๐Ÿ˜‚ "Youthful exuberance" must be the new "economic anxiety".

11.03.2026 14:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Uncle Joe doesn't know you.

11.03.2026 14:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 93 ๐Ÿ” 22 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

They're outchea eating good.
Meanwhile snap benefits have been fought over and they proudly got rid of USAID.
Ghoulish ass fvckrs.

11.03.2026 14:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

today at the World Metaphors Classic the leader of the USA didn't bother to find out the details of the situation his team was in and blindly assumed they would win a matchup they ended up losing, jeopardizing their long-term standing for no good reason

11.03.2026 13:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 3360 ๐Ÿ” 863 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 68 ๐Ÿ“Œ 31

WHO warns escalating Middle East conflict is worsening:

> 1,300 deaths and 9,000 injuries in Iran, 570 deaths and 1,400 injuries in Lebanon, 15 deaths and > 2,100 injuries in Israel.

+ attacks on health facilities, displacement, shortages of med supplies, disrupted aid deliveries.

11.03.2026 13:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 356 ๐Ÿ” 173 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15 ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

Itโ€™s so good to see the protesters following Orange McFuckface around protesting the bombing and killing of children in Iran as they do the folks who are no longer in office or part of this shitshowโ€ฆand warned you not to elect this mess- such a focused genuine movement!

(Sarcasm font of course ๐Ÿ™„)

11.03.2026 13:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bitch, what?!

11.03.2026 13:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 18 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Worst thing social media ever did was convince dumb people that their opinions mattered.

The Worst thing social media ever did was convince dumb people that their opinions mattered.

OMG this is so true:

11.03.2026 00:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 117 ๐Ÿ” 29 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ

11.03.2026 03:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Regressives:
Schumer/Jeffries suck. Get rid of them
Also regressives:
Ima vote for an actual Nazi and youโ€™re going to like it.

10.03.2026 12:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 76 ๐Ÿ” 21 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Grateful to spend the day meeting with constituents, including at our Mobile Office Hours & Congress on YOUR Corner in Fort Collins.

Excited to see everyone at our town-halls tomorrow on the Western Slope!

11.03.2026 02:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 111 ๐Ÿ” 18 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Scott Colom for Senate โ€“ Mississippi Matters Scott Colom is a seventh-generation Mississippian, proud husband and father of two, and district attorney who fights every day to keep Mississippians safe.

Hereโ€™s our Dem Senate candidate for Mississippi.

Letโ€™s do everything we can to help the folks in Mississippi pull this man over the line!

Share, donate, volunteer, organize, donate, or anything you can do.

scottcolom.com

11.03.2026 02:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 144 ๐Ÿ” 97 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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Video Refutes ICE Claim That Ruben Ray Martinez โ€œRan Overโ€ Federal Agent Before Fatal Shooting In Texas, newly released body-camera and surveillance footage casts doubt on an ICE officialโ€™s claims about the killing of Ruben Ray Martinez, a 23-year-old U.S. citizen who was fatally shot by a fede...

The officer who killed Ruben Ray Martinez has been identified as Homeland Security Investigations agent Jack Stevens.

10.03.2026 23:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1242 ๐Ÿ” 707 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26 ๐Ÿ“Œ 24

All they do is lie!

11.03.2026 02:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can I just say how much it pisses me off that all this nonsense has made Rand Paul sound reasonable

11.03.2026 02:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Ravens backed out of the Maxx Crosby deal?!! ๐Ÿ‘€!!

11.03.2026 01:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Vote!!

10.03.2026 22:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 100 ๐Ÿ” 32 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5