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@deerteeth

she/her, scatterbrained, sincerity & sass | 37 | lover of cats & plants & coffee | bread & roses book: https://rebeccawrites.carrd.co/ nothing but original biscuits: https://tinyurl.com/deerteethbsky

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D&D elves: lol you die?? You die of old age?? After like 70 years? Lmao. You're like vermin to us. You're like a shitty animal

Silmarillion elves: you can "die"?? What the FUCK is that??? Where do you GO? Why can't I come??? *foaming at mouth* why the fuck do you get to go to 'Die' and not me

22.11.2025 09:54 πŸ‘ 1595 πŸ” 351 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 9
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i appreciate that tumblr has been celebrating the ides of march for years and the posts start sooner every year. everyone's like "welcome to tumblr we love halloween" but forget to mention the first half of march memes

14.03.2026 09:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

going to start commenting β€œno mask :(β€œ on selfies where the person is not wearing a mask in a space where they really should be wearing a mask

13.03.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do not clean up your garden yet, I am still growing my exoskeleton under the dead leaves

13.03.2026 05:02 πŸ‘ 81 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

i love being a mammal all warm and dry in my burrow while it rains outside

11.03.2026 19:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Read Celia’s cozy fantasy short story featuring a character inspired by the feral tomcat who occasionally visited my back yard!

11.03.2026 19:02 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

napping during a rainstorm 🌧

11.03.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

YAY πŸ’œ

11.03.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

same <3

11.03.2026 12:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

😊✨

11.03.2026 12:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’œβœ¨

11.03.2026 12:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i loved it!

11.03.2026 12:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

IT'S FINALLY TIIIIME

10.03.2026 22:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ₯ΉπŸ₯ΉπŸ₯Ή

10.03.2026 18:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

body dysmorphia still has me in a chokehold, but if i can't look like me, at least i can look fuckn cute

10.03.2026 16:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
simple portrait of me, a white lady with light brown hair. my hair is in braid waves and half pulled back, my makeup is simple but makes me feel super cute, i'm wearing a comfy but cute outfit

simple portrait of me, a white lady with light brown hair. my hair is in braid waves and half pulled back, my makeup is simple but makes me feel super cute, i'm wearing a comfy but cute outfit

same subject, this time making a silly winking face with my hands up by my face so you can get a vague impression of nail polish and rings

same subject, this time making a silly winking face with my hands up by my face so you can get a vague impression of nail polish and rings

i am cute today so you're legally required to look upon me

10.03.2026 16:51 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

big same

10.03.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

HOOTING AND HOLLERING SLAMMING MY HANDS ON THE TABLE ETC

07.03.2026 04:21 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

nature is healing (listening to joanna newsom while reorganizing my perfumes and jewelry)

09.03.2026 23:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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09.03.2026 21:46 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

soy matcha latte... save me..

soy matcha latte

save me soy matcha latte

10.05.2024 13:34 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

BUT THE CHEESEMAN IS LOOKING FOR YOU

09.03.2026 17:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*crawls out of my nap hole*

08.03.2026 22:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

had a great day but did way too much now it is time to pass out on the couch for an indeterminate amount of time

08.03.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

my partner and i had lunch (pasta salad with soooo much lemon) on the porch!!

07.03.2026 21:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

rainy day. soup for lunch.

05.03.2026 18:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

all that effort to launch an app and they could just go to church

05.03.2026 16:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I try to preach the opposite of imposter syndrome to creative people. Know that you are literally the only person on the planet equipped to tell the very specific stories you have to tell in the way only you can tell them.

05.03.2026 15:02 πŸ‘ 659 πŸ” 214 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 9

great πŸ™„ big πŸ’β€β™€οΈ outer-space πŸš€ dunce πŸ’ƒ

05.03.2026 03:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

donna noble is the companion of all time. first official jaunt out and she said yeah i'll share the emotional burden of unavoidable mass death with you, man. what a peach.

05.03.2026 02:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1