This is a crazy one, y’all.
11.03.2026 22:41
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This is a crazy one, y’all.
NEW: ICE is leasing offices throughout the US as part of a secret, months-long expansion campaign. WIRED is publishing dozens of these locations.
"thank you for your payment" ok no need to rub it in
There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy
Last week, ICE arrested and separated a father and son after a routine check-in. Six-year-old Yuanxin had just enrolled in the first grade at an elementary school in Astoria. Now he's in custody, alone. ICE won't say where. This cruelty serves no one. It must end.
An AI generated YouTube thumbnail depicting cartoon Victorians with the title “boring history for sluep,” presumably a typo for “sleep”
boring history for sluep
A digital drawing of one of those drawing tutorials that says 'don't do this, do this.' The drawing is of an almost naked middle-aged man doing a flying kick. The 'Don't do this' one has a bunch of areas circled and a cross under it. The 'Do this' one is exactly the same but without the circles and a tick instead of a cross. The text reads 'Needlessly adding red circles will ruin your art' and a smaller bit of text at the bottom reads 'Bonus tip! Add a tick under all your art so people think you did it right.'
#3157 A helpful tutorial
"I have no mouth and I must scream" ass google search
if I were those kids I’d just wait for vecna to die of old age
The Onion: How to Join ICE
STEP 1 Be born with something just…missing STEP 2 Try deporting a few neighbors without the constitutional authority to do so, to see if it’s for you STEP 3 Unlearn any secondary languages you may know STEP 4 If filling out the application form presents a challenge, candidates may instead demonstrate how hard they can punch a dog
How to Join ICE
theonion.com/how-to-join-...
domain app notification reading “just leased: stanmore. find out more?”
all of it??
WGA Statement on ABC's Decision to Pull ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’ The right to speak our minds and to disagree with each other - to disturb, even - is at the very heart of what it means to be a free people. It is not to be denied. Not by violence, not by the abuse of governmental power, nor by acts of corporate cowardice. As a Guild, we stand united in opposition to anyone who uses their power and influence to silence the voices of writers, or anyone who speaks in dissent. If free speech applied only to ideas we like, we needn't have bothered to write it into the Constitution. What we have signed on to - painful as it may be at times - is the freeing agreement to disagree. Shame on those in government who forget this founding truth. As for our employers, our words have made you rich. Silencing us impoverishes the whole world. The WGA stands with Jimmy Kimmel and his writers.
The following is a statement from the WGA on ABC’s decision to pull ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’
customer service hack: every time someone gets mad at you, say “that’s showbiz kid” until they become unnerved (usually around 4 times)
a screenshot of Google suggesting books about multi-level marketing, but the books are actually about MLM in the sense of men loving men
ok so for the record googling "books about mlm" does not lead you to the multi-level marketing exposé you're looking for, but it does lead you to a very fun screenshot
having an american accent in australia is weird for me because when people casually ask how I feel about the situation in the US, I go “hahahahaha I’m in a lot of pain!” so actually maybe it’s weirder for them
the existence of cozy fantasy implies the existence of uncomfortable fantasy, complete with chain mail chafe and passive aggressive wizards
the catholic liturgical calendar (advent, lent, toyotathon, shark week, that day at 7/11 where you can fill any vessel with slushie, easter)
“sleeping alcove” comrade that is a windowsill
when will these cowards live action-ify ratatouille
[Werner Herzog voice] Unburdened by conscience, he is free. And yet the Hamburglar is a prisoner of his own desire
The Massachusetts governor, the city, and the university needs to drop everything to locate and free this girl and make sure this doesn't happen again.
This is DEFCON-1. If they do this to someone who wrote an op-ed in a college newspaper, they will do this to anyone they don't like.
Video of the international student at Tufts being arrested by "federal authorities" in Massachusetts has been released and it's terrifying.
They're not even uniformed officers. Just secret police thugs in hoodies and masks.
From WCVB: youtu.be/PuFIs7OkzYY
I just got the latest hunger games prequel and here is my list of name predictions for new characters:
-Desdemona Mulch
-Cicero Twinkle
-Winkin’ Stu (father of Greasy Sae)
-Veneer Buttersworth
-Panseared Halibut (D4 tribute)
-Johnny Weedwacker
-Amanda (Katniss’s mum)
See: The Memory Police by Yoko Ogawa
one day scientists will discover how to be productive between 2 and 5pm and I hope when they do, they keep it to themselves
I see your work wife and raise you my unemployment benefactress
NYT headline: U.S. Park Service Strikes Transgender References From Stonewall Website The "T" was removed in references to L.G.B.T.Q. + on the official site for the Greenwich Village monument, which marks a milestone in the fight for gay rights.
You can’t spell Stonewall without the T
Oh no that’s horrible. I sure hope no one else sends fake reports to DEIAtruth@opm.gov.
your non-single friends asking to look at your hinge is the adult version of toddlers wanting to know if your phone has games
