Minnie KD

The things I wanna do in the shitty alley behind the bar...

It's just smoking. I need a damn cigarette.

An empty quart-sized bottle of cherry juice standing next to an 8oz glass bottle full of dark red liquid, with the label "cherry reduction" in atrocious handwriting

Do you think I reduced this enough? Will it be strong enough in my cocktail?

I know of a proctologist named Dr. Fingerman, and he has to have known what he was doing

I have multiple distinct memories of your hands and teeth wrapped around my throat that say you've got more than the one thing going for you

I would like for it to not be this damn cold in the middle of March

In my defense, I kept trying to get someone else to take over all night. And the only complaint I heard was at the least defensible track on the list, a skacore song (Lighthouses Rule - 4 Point 0)

No Cock like Horse Cock - Pepper Coyote
Millennials Living Through Another Disaster - Anesti Danelis
Fuck you and your God too - RAT BATH
Your God (God's Dick) - Laura Jane Grace

Puppy Play - She Killed Sheila
Your Dad - Cheap Dirty Horse
Shoplifting at Whole Foods - David Rovics, Virtual Bird
I HATE RICH CUNTS - MUDRAT
Emma Goldman Would've Beat Your Ass - Evan Greer
I Glued My Balls to my Butthole Again - Obscurest Vinyl

An incomplete list of songs removed from my liked playlist so my phone could be used on the speakers at work last night

I'm learning to like how yellow looks on me

I cannot believe that's really how big his head is

This outfit would've been perfect *yesterday*

This state needs to make up its mind on the weather

Well, there are days when I'm feeling a lil slutty, so I'll wear my hair uncovered when I'm tying you up

I'm learning to practice tsnius. Just cuz I'm sucking dick doesn't mean I can't be frum

You gotta know how deeply mutual that experience is, babe

The tichel *will* stay on during sex with people who aren't my partners

It's about modesty, you see

Mostly shitposting, reblogging (reposting), and group shitposting by reblogging

Join me on Tumblr! They're only moderately transphobic there!

Three at my restaurant, one other trans woman and two enbies

I'm listening and learning

Sincerely, I need to watch you work.

I wanna sit and take notes while you break a girl

🖊️ I'm a simple girl, I see a werewolf I fuck a werewolf

Mazal tov!

I think just saying that might've broken it

Birdie loves to talk a big game

It's the femme version of my most recent deadname. My first name belonged to my great-great-aunt, my middle name is just grammatically correct

And then he said "thank you sir" when he left

The worst part is that he clearly knew it was a stupid question while he was asking it, yet he barrelled on ahead anyway

But also, why would you think a vegan restaurant would say "yeah sure, bring your meat into our intentionally totally meatless environment, that's ok"

No sir, no restaurant will ever let you bring your own meat to put on top of the pasta IN THE RESTAURANT.

No, it's not because we're a vegan restaurant. It's because WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU THINK THAT WAS ACCEPTABLE