HE DOESNT GET IT MUST BE NEW TO THE SPORT
09.03.2026 17:33
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HE DOESNT GET IT MUST BE NEW TO THE SPORT
More like Noah OhHellNo…
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Join ECS and Protect Our Pitch, our neighbors in the Chinatown International District, on Sunday 3/15 at 3pm to learn about the negative impacts that the FIFA World Cup will have on our city, and to discuss with each other what we can do about it.
WHEREVER YOU MAY ROAM!!! WELL DONE HEARTLAND HORDE!!! @weareecs.bsky.social
LOVING EVERY SECOND
THIS IS FROM OVER A DECADE AGO AND STILL APPLIES IN EVERY FACET
#STLvSEA FULLTIME ANALYSIS!
1) APPARENTLY WE ARE THE SEATTLE SAUNDERS NOW
2) ANDREW TUMMIS IS DELICIOUS IN GOAL AND DELIGHTFUL AS AN APPETIZER
3) WHOA SASSY IS GOING TO DUMP LOADS OF GOALS AS SOON AS HE GETS THAT FIRST ONE
4) CAPTAIN FANTASTIC HAS HIS HAND ON THE RUDDER
5) THE NOUHOU
#SGAFSU #EBFG
ITS LIKE HES A GERMAN WITH A NASAL INFECTION SPEAKING SPANGLISH WHILE TRYING TO APPEAL TO SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA CANADIANS
DID HE JUST CALL HIM THE NOUHOU?! I AM STEALING THAT
WHOA SASSY. TUMMIS. ROOSNAHK. ARrRrREELOAH.
Dude is trying to roll the R in referee and then turns Jamaican for a hot beat then du hast
“ARROZ CON = OROSCO
NO. ITS GREAT. HE DOESNT EVEN KNOW WHAT ACCENT HE HAS.
As someone who also has an occasionally over the top NPR-type accent I am allowed to make fun of this play-by-play commentator who is doing off-brand Frasier Crane
“CAPTAIN FANTASTIC WITH HIS HAND ON THE RUDDER” OK IM BACK IN
SEXUALLY
“NOUHOU SHOWING ADVENTURE FROM LEFT BACK” as he is wide open and passes the ball to yet another wide open Sounder.
“HOWRRREEOLA”
THIS IS ENTIRELY TOO ACCURATE WHERE IS JAMES WOOLLARD TO TEACH HIM
HERE COMES WHOA SASSY
ID DIP SOME PITA CHIPS IN HIM
THE ANALYST IS GOOD SO I WONDER HOW MUCH SELF MEDICATING HAS TO HAPPEN TO NOT CRINGE AT “UN SET-ULLED”
I HAVE TO ADMIT WHOA SASSY IS GROWING ON ME
THIS ALWAYS
ALL NICKNAMES AND LOUD
HELL YES WELCOME TO THE THUNDER DOME
HOW DARE YOU
ADD “WHOA SASSY DAY ROW SARRY OH” AND “TUMMIS” TO THE NAME LIST
OOOOO LOOK AT THE CUTE LITTLE CONTRASTING ZIPPERS ON THE REFEREES SHIRT MLS BE FANCY
