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My friend nick came by the other weekend and accidentally took one of Jenna’s shoes thinking it was his

Never actually submitted my nursing school application bc there’s a $100 fee and I have to save up for that lmao

Idk that’s what I’m trying to figure out, he sent me these pics and I have no way to accurately perceive myself let alone compared to images of someone else

A friend texted me saying I look like Belinda Carlisle and I don’t see it but idk?

Listening to ween and feeling
~different~

I always try and be sensitive but I’m so done. If ur offended leave. Don’t come up and tell me it’s inappropriate to share my literal life experiences to others bc it makes u uncomfy. Leave! go watch bluey and suck ur thumb idc. But don’t tell me I should hide my experience bf it makes u sad :’(

don’t wanna trigger anyone but the world is triggering? so sorry but also, be an adult and suck it up. If seeing other ppls cuts trigger you then you should figure that out. Not my fault. Maybe it’s harsh. Also my drug stories, ppl are always like “ur scaring ppl” fucking good. It was TERRIFYING

Tw: weight, ed, sh

lost weight recently & my scars are much more pronounced… no matter how deep. They all get stretched & wrinkly. now I gotta die by the sword I lived by. Proud for getting healthier in a healthy way, but these scars are so much more noticeable I wanna scream. And biooil is a scam

This is like when you go to the family wedding and your mom watched u drink 2 gin and tonics and approaches you to lecture you about the family addictive personality genes and tell you that she can’t change your lifestyle but it makes her cry every day

My neighbors saw me dancing, alone. This is somehow more embarrassing than, in a way I cannot describe, when they’ve seen me half or fully naked

Also got the temp teeth implants (genetic thing where i was born without lateral incisors), I got the surgery part a yr ago, yesterday I got the temp screw in teeth. Super weird feeling them unscrewing screws that go through my skull up to the sides of my nose. Aaa but no more hassle w/ fake teeth

I was really proud of my kids tho. There was only one kid who was being defiant, and not even the one I’d expect. But they for the most part acted super docile. I was real proud of them :’) esp since last elective sign up my kid punched 2 ppl in the face and spit on them. Today he was so chill

kids had elective sign ups today, we take them to the theater and each class is together going fuckingnuts. it got crazy. Tas are in charge so it’s just like 7 of us against a group of 117 12-14yr old kids. the worst day. This one ta lost her phone, this one kid (yt) kept saying the n word. Chaos.

Collin just called a bottle of vodka a “bug jug”

Fifty years after New Zealand stopped whaling, humpback population showing signs of recovery Breeding is getting more competitive, suggesting the population is growing, a new study shows.

This is a marvelous change not only for the Humpback whale 🐋 population but for all of us. We need to keep our gentle giants from going extinct.
Fifty years after New Zealand stopped whaling, humpback population showing signs of recovery | RNZ News share.google/X1HB3JFgaePK...

Last night had a dream where juggalos burned down my old middle school and then the kids work with one on one shot me with a gun

Missed opportunities: the girl at the liquor store broke like 6 bottles of wine and I didn’t get a pic of it bc she was right there almost crying bc she felt so bad. Would’ve been probably insensitive if I took a pic at that moment

I cannot stop

Instead of texting people I shouldn’t I’ve started texting random numbers

if you close and immediately reopen the same app your phone should discharge a powerful electric shock

The cover of The Complete Persepolis by Marianne Satrapi.

Now would be a good time for anyone who wants to learn about recent Iranian history to read this. It is well worth your time and money (I am sure your local library has it if you don’t want to purchase it).

Tan comments on random things I post and makes infinite jest references. I love them omggggg make my day why dontcha

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

Getting stoned on a Saturday afternoon and scaring the shit out of myself bc my brain keeps thinking about AI and also the inevitability of death for us all

Just talked to Collin’s mom on the phone and she just told me that I’m a really beautiful soul and she loves me
And now I’m crying

ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court—
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.

JUST REALIZED I WORE SLIPPERS TO WORK
THEY KINDA LOOK LIKE SHOES BUT OMG NOOOO

Another was a currently-using fentanyl/ meth addict. I was willfully blind to this. I regret that. The last is a dude who grew up in a cult, and only slept with 1 other person. Never had a gf. Which is fine, but He also apparently thinks saying the n-word was funny (he is white) wow dude fuck that