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between Walker and Nakobe Dean, the Raiders are loading up on athletic off-ball linebackers you don't totally trust
Tyler Allgeier to Arizona because the Cardinals absolutely hate Trey Benson
alright cool the Rams biggest weakness is now one of their greatest strengths
the Colts are heavily invested in keeping the band together
only their band is Stroke 9
no, tua tagovailoa isn't the funniest possible option for the falcons
that's derek carr
hell yeah, congrats
Rashan Gary's pressure rate the last 4 seasons:
2022: 19%
2023: 17.4
2024: 13.4
2025: 12.1
Micah Parsons' arrival and the specter of fewer double teams didn't help in Green Bay. he gets to be the primary pass rushing focus again (for now) in Dallas
the Minkah Fitzpatrick trade tipped the Dolphins' plans for 2027. Miami's gonna be spending *next* offseason, so a valuable compensatory pick for letting him leave next winter wasn't in the cards
still... a SEVENTH ROUNDER???
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they do a break even bottle as long as it lasts. Each pour is wholesale price as a favor to regulars. absolutely ridiculous in a wonderful way
today's $5 pour at baumgartners. did I mention I love Wisconsin?
the brutality of it kept the country out of world war ii
Awesome! It's the annual pre St Patty's pub crawl down here so they've been ringing it a lot today
i love Wisconsin
muderers
Tyler Tanner with 25 points on 9 field goal attempts
seems good!
gotta send an edible arrangement to his old teammate Milton Williams
if Taylor Decker gets his wish, only 1 starter from the Lions' 2024 cavalcade of o-line ass-kickers will be back for 2026.
with minimal cap space & having traded away both the team's 3rd round picks, well, unpleasantness may ensue
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TINY TOONS VERSION???
DJ Moore's yards per route run as a Bear:
2023: 2.31 (13th out of 102 qualified WRs)
2024: 1.43 (57th/103)
2025: 1.21 (63rd/94)
he was, somehow, at his best with Justin Fields and Tyson Bagent as his QBs. but he's only about to be 29 years old so... yeah it might work for the Bills
for the most part. occasionally you'll get a team jump in last minute to top a trade offer or wade in without a deal in place, but then they're ceding a lot of leverage to the player in negotiations after the fact (this was a Bill O'Brien specialty)
Stefon Diggs was the NFL's fourth-most valuable WR in terms of total EPA. his importance to the Patriots & Drake Maye was worth a $26.5 million cap hit. but felony strangulation charges and the specter of an age-related decline forced the Pats to change plans
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using the Belichick draft trade model, the excess value Les Snead got in last year's Rams-Falcons trade was equal to a late 1st round pick
today, Snead acquired a 25-year-old cornerback who has been an All-Pro half his seasons in the league... for a late 1st
ftw.usatoday.com/story/sports...
Bengals freed from long-running nightmare of having a competent pass rusher
hey this sucks, but it isn't a reflection of the work you're doing, because you're kicking ass out there. let me know if i can help in any way.
it is my dream to go to Solon and eat enough beef that i die like John Wayne for $22
Whoever Josh Pate is and Donald Trump
Apolitically interviewing the war starter about NFL kickoff rules
Eli Stowers proceeded to jump 45.5 INCHES
fuck man we're gonna put all the satirists out of work at this pace