Colleen

four cheese, really?
like fourmaggio wasn’t right there

You’re too pure for this site

The year: 2031

@grillcheezkilla.bsky.social is in her senior living care centre and making the staff uncomfortable

That was a feeling I had based on facts

Using it

💅

Now accepting applications for a big spoon

I’ll just hydrate tomorrow

I can't help it if I'm better than you!

What is on his wrist

I assume it's because other patients take longer to deal with

Why are you so mean to me?

A text five minutes before they’re gonna call would help a lot

WHERE

Every gas station here is full serve. But sometimes they just stand there. There’s no cost difference.

Close call! Almost had to pump my own gas.

Take a mindful moment to go fuck yourself

The "trip of a lifetime" I want is only $8000 per person. I could spend the rest on snacks!

You’re so jealous of my 4 ft colourful joints

Just in front of the baby

Sign in window reads “Sorry we are closed today due to short people. We will be back on Wednesday.”

Randy Newman: *nods approvingly*

Start smoking

Friggin Bird

Oh just lyrics to a song I was listening to

It's getting to the point where I'm no fun anymore. I am sorry.

I’m glad he’s dead. Nobody likes a gloater.

Maybe it’s just you

Posting dumb shit regulates my nervous system

I thought guys liked that