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Edgar-winning author of SHE RIDES SHOTGUN, EVERYBODY KNOWS, THE LAST KING OF CALIFORNIA and LOVE AND OTHER WOUNDS. A VIOLENT MASTERPIECE will drop April 2026. The film version of SHE RIDES SHOTGUN is out now.

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12.03.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 83 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

conservative evangelicalism is the direct theological offspring of slaveholder christianity and it contains all of its pathologies, part infinity

11.03.2026 13:55 πŸ‘ 1506 πŸ” 241 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 0

Is there a nonprofit dedicated to generating mass texts to poison LLMs or something?

11.03.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Guy Ordering Nonalcoholic Beer Has Either Seen A Ton Of Shit Or No Shit At All

Guy Ordering Nonalcoholic Beer Has Either Seen A Ton Of Shit Or No Shit At All

Guy Ordering Nonalcoholic Beer Has Either Seen A Ton Of Shit Or No Shit At All https://theonion.com/guy-ordering-nonalcoholic-beer-has-either-seen-a-ton-of-shit-or-no-shit-at-all/

11.03.2026 20:00 πŸ‘ 1219 πŸ” 135 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 20

Although also β€œMe In Honey”

11.03.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is Correct

11.03.2026 19:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Leaked Documents Show a Border Patrol Remade in the Image of Gregory Bovino - The American Prospect Bovino’s smash-and-grab tactics are now the norm for immigration enforcement across the country.

Leaked documents show the US Border Patrol being remade in the image of Gregory Bovino. Example: last November "guidance was issued across the Border Patrol to clarify how to smash suspects’ car windows and extract them from vehicles while minimizing legal liability."
prospect.org/2026/03/11/b...

11.03.2026 14:53 πŸ‘ 150 πŸ” 92 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2

I appreciate my sex. It’s the sex I transitioned to, and I’m proud of that.

What I don’t appreciate is The State.

I find myself wondering, what good does The State even do anymore? Seems like years have passed since it did anything other than take things away from me and bomb people in my name.

11.03.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hey jordan how's the writing going today oh pretty good why do you ask

11.03.2026 18:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My man looking like Lieutenant Mauser after Mahoney and the gang pulls a shit-based prank on him

11.03.2026 18:12 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Gone in 90 Sedonds

11.03.2026 18:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I never connected the dots that the twilight zone episode with the little omnipotent kid and all the scared adults tiptoeing around him might be an analogy for how other countries have to deal with America

11.03.2026 17:09 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Learned the phrase "The Human in the Loop," decided that it would make a fantastic title for a dystopian story and learned that a show of that title already exists all in the space of about 90 sedonds

11.03.2026 17:56 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

virtue signaling is good. practicing virtue is better, but both signaling AND practicing virtue is best.

11.03.2026 17:04 πŸ‘ 544 πŸ” 81 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 3

You cannot go far enough, it turns out.

11.03.2026 17:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Drone strikes in Haiti.
Drone strikes. In Haiti.
By private contractors.
They’re killing Haitians for private profit & the world barely pays attention.
The story of Haiti is the story America likes to tell about itself. Except there, it’s true. And the west has never stopped punishing Haiti for it

11.03.2026 17:07 πŸ‘ 1151 πŸ” 519 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 8

rebecca solnit today rebecca solnit tomorrow rebecca solnit forever

11.03.2026 17:27 πŸ‘ 338 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Shout it from the rooftops

11.03.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This one was not very good.

11.03.2026 04:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
DVD menu for the movie North Country

DVD menu for the movie North Country

#49, Nikki Caro, NORTH COUNTRY

11.03.2026 04:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This tweet is 9 years old and it's never been wrong once.

11.03.2026 02:04 πŸ‘ 359 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Most people rejected his message. They hated Freud because he told them the truth.

11.03.2026 00:28 πŸ‘ 945 πŸ” 250 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 15

you were pokemon going to panopticon dystopia, whether you realized it or not

10.03.2026 22:32 πŸ‘ 641 πŸ” 206 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 3

SCHIFF

10.03.2026 21:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Virtual Event with Author Jordan Harper on April 29 | Jen Johans of Film Intuition & Watch With Jenℒ️ Get more from Jen Johans of Film Intuition & Watch With Jenℒ️ on Patreon

You’re invited! I’m talking to @jordanharper.bsky.social on April 29 at 5:00pm PST via @poisonedpenbooks.bsky.social. Join us and submit questions:

www.patreon.com/posts/152723...

10.03.2026 20:44 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Insurrectionist Brunch: Trumpists plotted to deploy military on U.S. soil Before the 2024 election, a cadre of MAGA loyalists met over brunch to plot ways for Trump to use the military domestically.

This is just astonishingly great reporting.

All of the crises the White House has claimed over the last 14 months were planned in advance. All of them.

And however much contempt you have for media outlets who reverently relayed Trump's claim to have no relation to Project 2025, it isn't enough.

10.03.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 3247 πŸ” 1612 πŸ’¬ 46 πŸ“Œ 67

They are not going to be fooled into forgetting about those interests by the right combination of words! There is no magical messaging or phrasing, no "framing," that is going to distract them from their material interests! They are not open to persuasion on this matter!

10.03.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 326 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

I don't want to do a whole long rant on this, so I'll just say: the reason fossil fuels & other aligned incumbents don't want to transition to clean energy is that it will *damage their material interests*. And folks, they understand their own material interests. Really well!

10.03.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 670 πŸ” 136 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 11

The desire to kill art and depose artists is deeply satanic.

10.03.2026 17:38 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

kind of goes without saying but the punctuation in Cormac McCarthy is not a mistake

10.03.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 208 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2