Moist Owlet (Disinfecting)

“Birth of a Ration”

Yes.

Oh. :(

Map of the Strait of Hormuz, with the little rock crabs from the “Pirates of the Caribbean” franchise covering from Abu Dhabi to Sohar, and two copies of the Black Pearl being carried by the crabs.

Can this be a solution?

Totally reasonable.

Maybe tomorrow night.

Is the theatre at the Choctaw open to the general public? Or only to folks already staying at the resort?

Understood.

Feel your feelings. No judgement.

*makes

Go watch “Hoppers”.

I think of that "Good Bones" poem. And I'm just so tired. I want things to be better but I can't do it myself and a lot of the time it feels like people here don't care about making things "better" beyond "I want to buy a fancier car" or "I want more electronic gadgets."

Is that like MRS DAY ANTHE TIM?

The top of this thread got a lot of attention but tbh it's these later ones that folks really shouldn't miss. I plan on adding to the thread every day, though probably not always as much as I did yesterday and today.

Nothing he says in the article mashes any sense. HOW will A.I. do this?

S A V A G E

More likely the latter due to higher quality

Needs gin.

Who did this

I don’t know, but I’m splitting it evenly between @crunchyfishtaco.bsky.social and @missbettyfinn.bsky.social

Parenting W

LIVESCIENCE TRENDING Health 'Rectal garlic insertion for immune support': Medical chatbots confidently give disastrously misguided advice, experts say

AI is out there telling people to put garlic in their buttholes. Just thought you'd want to know.

FLASH FICTION:

Fast-Twitch

She was going to have to engage. Regrettable.

Her opposite number was kitted in the latest prototype tactical gear that DARPA or some defense contractor just rolled off of the production lines, and it was excellent equipment. Wouldn’t matter though.

Oh. Oh, NO.

This is why we can’t have nice things, isn’t it, @gigansprogress.bsky.social?

Oh, that would be amazing to watch.

Patel flailing around under a strobe light with a coupla paintball markers, making “pew-pew” noises.

Either way, drinking beer had less risk of picking up cholera or some other pathogen from dirty water.

MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING bsky.app/profile/g-sh...

*Capoeira

Are cops allowed to wear regular dress shoes if they’re on patrol? I’d have thought they’d need to wear non-slips or something more useful?

HAHAHA