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Spaffing mind vomit onto the intertubes since the 90s. A crushing disappointment to all. Dublin based.

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If we're all very lucky, about 6 foot below ground level.

14.03.2026 02:43 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

you can be certain that at somepoint during the week, the orange shitgibbon has asked if mines are susceptible to the nuclear

14.03.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

3rd time seeing him after 2018 and his epic 2013 EP slot, the man is just a machine of joy in music, think the gig of the year label has just been printed off.

14.03.2026 01:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Trebuchet, zero pollution and little noise once built, has the benefit of being reusable. Park it at the side of the grand canyon and launch him to a meep meep sound.

11.03.2026 14:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Swasticash?

10.03.2026 19:52 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone’s least fav couple to meet whilst dogging.

10.03.2026 19:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They’d probably ask if it was fresh first.

10.03.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Scene from the Godfather Part 2 where Michael Corleone and other gangsters plot their intentions for Cuba.

Scene from the Godfather Part 2 where Michael Corleone and other gangsters plot their intentions for Cuba.

This is how he imagines himself

09.03.2026 22:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Moody Blues Brothers,
There will be period blood,
Kiddie fiddler on the roof

09.03.2026 21:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yanks are still paying a pittance for their fuel, here in Ireland it's an equivalent of about $8.72 and that's only going up as Captain Fuckhead in the whitehouse plays his silly games.

09.03.2026 01:51 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a man in a military uniform is standing in front of a room with people sitting at tables . Alt: a man in a military uniform is standing in front of a room with people sitting at tables describing all the made up crimes that send people straight to jail.
08.03.2026 10:30 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

England had 13 players in the Lions, Ireland had 16 and Englands potential pool of talent is far larger than ours.

07.03.2026 20:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Somewhere out there John McCains corpse just got a little stiffie.

05.03.2026 22:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

wow, isint that Messi the infamous tax cheat? Gosh, the president really shouldn't be mixing it with such low lifes.

05.03.2026 22:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mark, the sea is over there, please get in and stay in.

05.03.2026 01:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

wanker windows,
paedo peepers,
gooner goggles,
creepy cameras,
spermy 4 eyes...

The lists are postively endless

04.03.2026 17:23 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Is there going to be a wall long enough to CeauΘ™escu These mofos against when the time comes.

04.03.2026 14:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Strong prison camp commander vibes from that picture and outfit.

01.03.2026 22:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Picture is cover of book with name of "Biltzed, Drugs in Nazi Germany"

Picture is cover of book with name of "Biltzed, Drugs in Nazi Germany"

he's carrying on a fine Nazi tradition of being off ones tits.

01.03.2026 22:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do you have editors, she missed her CUES, not queues ffs.

01.03.2026 00:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, that’s the one thing he has to do at some point.

28.02.2026 17:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s awful, but can we get RFK JR to lick it?

28.02.2026 00:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry but this implies that they had an initial thought which seems bloody unlikely as they’re thick as pigshit.

27.02.2026 20:45 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Some of the murdochs are just not as cunty as the old lad so he’s left it to the cuntiest of them all.

27.02.2026 16:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

5 years at worst later and Netflix picks up both their catalogs in a bankruptcy proceeding.

27.02.2026 01:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not that I wasn’t doing it anyway but time to buy another 4tb drive and pirate the living fuck out of paramount content.

27.02.2026 01:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

AI go boom and Oracle go with it.

27.02.2026 01:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Year of the horse or year of the whores, it’s a tough call.

27.02.2026 01:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As I keep repeating, you ever see those videos of the machines used to tear apart hard drives and engine blocks?

27.02.2026 01:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Excellent, fuck Florida…

27.02.2026 01:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0