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bing bop boom boom boom bop bam
res generis mei, non comprehendas tam

that's the last thing caesar would ever hear 🗡️

if i ever stabbed a roman consul to death i'd say something way cooler than "thus always to tyrants"

i'd be like, "bing-bop-boom-boom boom-bop-bam.
the type of shit I'm on, you wouldn't understand"

little domino (2003): something awful bans loli

big domino (2022): supreme court rules women no longer considered fully human under the law

tired: kill the cop in your head

wired: stop jerking it to officer hopps

[sobbing so hard I throw up] ACAB includes Judy Hopps

This is absolutely bonkers and infuriating.

Must-read reporting by ProPublica.

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Inside the Department of War are two wolves:

"We've shut down the Colleges of War because book learnings are woke, gay, and irrelevant to war fighting."

"How come no one told us the Strait is important, there are different kinds of Kurds, Iran is big, and air power historically doesn't win wars?"

Let me just say that having been there, the idea of being a Black woman in labor in America and having to go before a judge is terrorism.

a tiny figurine (about the size of a LEGO minifig) of americanized jesus standing atop a wall-mounted square-shaped air freshener in a single occupant public bathroom. this wee savior of poop stink has his arms spread wide, is smiling disturbingly while watching from his poop room perch, and is wearing a little miss-america-style sash that says “jesus (heart emoji)’s you”

and i looked and behold i saw him: a pale jesus riding on a sickly sweet citrus air freshener. and power was given unto him over the public bathroom to judge all grunting and straining and to watch me poop with his dead eyes and disconcerting smile and lo, a great cry arose for there was no bidet

little domino (2003): something awful bans loli

big domino (2022): supreme court rules women no longer considered fully human under the law

i'm still reeling from finding out epstein is probably why /pol/ exists. i feel like my mind has passed through the eye of a needle.

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robert evans: AND WE'RE BACK

really does feel like “I will personally destroy this twerp’s life” would be a unifying electoral strategy

prosecute DOGE top to bottom tbh

*egyptian scholar living up-river in sudan*

i'm just really glad these sea peoples i read so much about in my scrolls will never affect me personally

i was just as into the books as everyone else was.

it's really horrible to have the author make it a pillar of her life and career that she personally wants children like me to suffer

Don’t ever put me in a situation

i can see myself becoming an ai caretaker of a great galaxy ending weapon losing my mind millenia after millenia

oh shit i was a few min late today, feeling guilty

over the holidays i ran into someone i met 3 years ago, and at the time they were nonbinary and so naturally i was like, "hey are you still enby? or did you do the pipeline meme?" and she was like, "yeah... once trump got elected i started to feel like i needed to present more feminine"

people say introverts prefer solitude but i'm more into dawnstar

Hm I think I will do everything right from now on

So honestly...if you were a member of the Iranian regime, the bet that you can outlast Trump - that you are willing to endure bombs and blockade longer than the American public will accept $100 a barrel (or $150 or $200) oil...that looks like a pretty likely bet.

maybe this is a normal thing people do already, idk

i think about this a lot. if you wanted two computers behind firewalls to find each other in the wide world without a central server, you can simply agree on an infohash, broadcast it like you're downloading/seeding a torrent, and it will help you find each other and punch through your firewalls

in theory you can bootstrap any peer to peer application and get around NAT by abusing the bittorrent DHT

yeah, the difficulty is the 4 rooms with 16 slots each. here's my idea: run a python script that's a proxy and a bittorrent dht node, you enter a room name and it gets hashed to an infohash, so you can find each other, and have public/private rooms

it was a big factor in deciding to transition.

love rice cookers but stovetop rice shouldn't be intimidating if you follow my adhd friendly guide

oh my qualifications? i can cook rice on the stove without burning it.