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I'm not bald, I'm big-boned. General nonsense with possible seriousness now and then. NO MAGA. Head of TACTICAL Submersible Hamster Lavatory Covert Anti-Atheist Operations, Church of the Forgiving Eagle Above Kamran Launderette, Windmill Rd., Croydon

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End of the day and our donkeys brought the sheep in. Who needs a sheep dog?

10.03.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 206 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 4

The Remo Williams movie wouldn’t be half as enjoyable without the comforting assurance that the adventure is just beginning.

10.03.2026 16:46 πŸ‘ 213 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 3

🚨UPDATE 10.03 | TODAY IS THE LAST DAY

🚨Must be raised: $965

Today is the last day to pay for the car, the seller can’t wait more.
We really need your help. We moving slowly, but the situation is hard. Help pleaseπŸ™

βœ…Raised: $9535
🎯Finish: $2965

πŸ…ΏοΈπŸ…ΏοΈ: drobotunVVV@gmail.com

10.03.2026 09:29 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 5
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A look back to on this day 10th March 2020 with our farmily of farm animals including Cuthbert

10.03.2026 06:53 πŸ‘ 115 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
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Greetings and good morning it’s the Tuesday farm rush hour with donkeys, sheep, lucky and toast

10.03.2026 08:25 πŸ‘ 148 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
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The morning toast run with Frisbee & Patch our sheep

10.03.2026 09:47 πŸ‘ 200 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2

the existence of bigfoot implies the existence of littlefoot and i'd much rather find that little cutie pie

09.03.2026 12:03 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, without question.

Because he is a frog.

10.03.2026 00:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A small green frog next to a yellow sunflower

A small green frog next to a yellow sunflower

this frog has brought you a beautiful sun flower. do you accept his gift? [Y/N]

17.01.2026 01:30 πŸ‘ 183 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1
Kermit the frog is reading a paper that says "how to slap someone through the internet"

Kermit the frog is reading a paper that says "how to slap someone through the internet"

I'm reading an informative pamplet

03.03.2025 22:44 πŸ‘ 182 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 5
Alt text: A four-panel wholesome comic about a sad person and a tiny frog.

Panel 1: A person with messy brown hair lies on their side looking dejected, saying "I'M VERY SAD AND NOT A THING IN THIS WORLD WILL MAKE ME FEEL BETTER."

Panel 2: A small frog appears with a "HOP!" sound effect, catching the person's attention who responds with "HUH?"

Panel 3: Shows a close-up of the frog, titled "THE LITTLEST GUY" with sparkles and a glowing effect around its cute, determined face.

Panel 4: The person is now smiling with love hearts floating above them as they look at the tiny frog, completely charmed by its presence.

The comic shows how even the smallest, unexpected encounters can bring joy to someone who is feeling down. This appears to be in a simple, endearing cartoon style with a turquoise background throughout.

Alt text: A four-panel wholesome comic about a sad person and a tiny frog. Panel 1: A person with messy brown hair lies on their side looking dejected, saying "I'M VERY SAD AND NOT A THING IN THIS WORLD WILL MAKE ME FEEL BETTER." Panel 2: A small frog appears with a "HOP!" sound effect, catching the person's attention who responds with "HUH?" Panel 3: Shows a close-up of the frog, titled "THE LITTLEST GUY" with sparkles and a glowing effect around its cute, determined face. Panel 4: The person is now smiling with love hearts floating above them as they look at the tiny frog, completely charmed by its presence. The comic shows how even the smallest, unexpected encounters can bring joy to someone who is feeling down. This appears to be in a simple, endearing cartoon style with a turquoise background throughout.

Who else sad until they see the littlest guy (ie: me)?

22.02.2025 04:18 πŸ‘ 197 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

Bottling unfiltered river water and selling it down at the farmers market as 'raw water'

26.12.2024 15:12 πŸ‘ 218 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 5

we're getting counterfeit reese's bro

19.02.2026 00:48 πŸ‘ 268 πŸ” 95 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 8
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i am for the sheets
not the streets

25.04.2025 02:18 πŸ‘ 259 πŸ” 49 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3
Share this post if you like frogs  
Or are slowly going insane

Share this post if you like frogs Or are slowly going insane

19.09.2024 09:08 πŸ‘ 297 πŸ” 159 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 9
The Oscar Myer weinermobile is driving into a mountain tunnel

The Oscar Myer weinermobile is driving into a mountain tunnel

this is an obscene image

27.01.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 383 πŸ” 105 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2
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This is a very happy sheep

14.11.2024 10:38 πŸ‘ 540 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 4
Alt text: "A 4-panel 'Choose Your Own Adventure' comic featuring a pink blob character. Panel 1: Character working late with energy drink. Panel 2: Character sleeping early at 8pm. Panels 3 & 4: Identical scenes of tired character with coffee next morning."

Text transcription:
Header: "CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE!"
Panel 1: "OPTION A: STAY UP LATE" [Character at laptop with energy drink]
Panel 2: "OPTION B: GO TO BED EARLY" [Character in bed, clock showing 8:00]
Panel 3: "IF YOU CHOSE OPTION A..." [Character saying "I'M SO TIRED..."]
Panel 4: "IF YOU CHOSE OPTION B..." [Character saying "I'M SO TIRED..."]

Artist credit: "THIS COMIC MADE POSSIBLE THANKS TO SHIBBY SAYS" "MRLOVENSTEIN.COM"

Explanation: The comic humorously illustrates the futility of sleep choices - whether you stay up late working (with an energy drink) or responsibly go to bed early at 8pm, the result is the same: you're tired the next morning. The identical final panels emphasize that no matter which "adventure" you choose, you end up in the same tired state, drinking coffee and complaining. It's a relatable commentary on how we often feel tired regardless of our sleep habits.

Alt text: "A 4-panel 'Choose Your Own Adventure' comic featuring a pink blob character. Panel 1: Character working late with energy drink. Panel 2: Character sleeping early at 8pm. Panels 3 & 4: Identical scenes of tired character with coffee next morning." Text transcription: Header: "CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE!" Panel 1: "OPTION A: STAY UP LATE" [Character at laptop with energy drink] Panel 2: "OPTION B: GO TO BED EARLY" [Character in bed, clock showing 8:00] Panel 3: "IF YOU CHOSE OPTION A..." [Character saying "I'M SO TIRED..."] Panel 4: "IF YOU CHOSE OPTION B..." [Character saying "I'M SO TIRED..."] Artist credit: "THIS COMIC MADE POSSIBLE THANKS TO SHIBBY SAYS" "MRLOVENSTEIN.COM" Explanation: The comic humorously illustrates the futility of sleep choices - whether you stay up late working (with an energy drink) or responsibly go to bed early at 8pm, the result is the same: you're tired the next morning. The identical final panels emphasize that no matter which "adventure" you choose, you end up in the same tired state, drinking coffee and complaining. It's a relatable commentary on how we often feel tired regardless of our sleep habits.

There's just no winning

22.01.2025 11:18 πŸ‘ 554 πŸ” 47 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 3
Alt text: A four-panel comic about social interaction.

Panel 1: A pink character with large round eyes, wearing a small hat, sits on a yellow chair in a purple room with a brown door, saying "I NEED TO GO OUT AND MEET PEOPLE!"

Panel 2: An outdoor scene shows a blue character with a messenger bag walking past a red house with a mailbox. They say "HI" to someone in the house's doorway.

Panel 3: Same outdoor scene, the blue character stands confused, saying "HUH?" while looking at the house.

Panel 4: Back in the purple room, the pink character is closing the brown door, returning to their yellow chair, declaring "THAT'S ENOUGH FOR ONE WEEK."

Signature: "THIS COMIC MADE POSSIBLE THANKS TO ELIZABETH SCHMID @MrLovenstein β€’ MRLOVENSTEIN.COM"

The comic humorously depicts social anxiety and introversion, where even a minimal social interaction feels like enough socialization for an extended period.

Alt text: A four-panel comic about social interaction. Panel 1: A pink character with large round eyes, wearing a small hat, sits on a yellow chair in a purple room with a brown door, saying "I NEED TO GO OUT AND MEET PEOPLE!" Panel 2: An outdoor scene shows a blue character with a messenger bag walking past a red house with a mailbox. They say "HI" to someone in the house's doorway. Panel 3: Same outdoor scene, the blue character stands confused, saying "HUH?" while looking at the house. Panel 4: Back in the purple room, the pink character is closing the brown door, returning to their yellow chair, declaring "THAT'S ENOUGH FOR ONE WEEK." Signature: "THIS COMIC MADE POSSIBLE THANKS TO ELIZABETH SCHMID @MrLovenstein β€’ MRLOVENSTEIN.COM" The comic humorously depicts social anxiety and introversion, where even a minimal social interaction feels like enough socialization for an extended period.

08.02.2025 11:53 πŸ‘ 619 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 5

In all sincerity, I wish you only happiness, love, and laughter.

If I could, I would send you that poorly-drawn snail you wanted.

As I've said before, you help make this insanity bearable for all of us, and I thank you for that.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!πŸΈπŸŽ‚πŸŽπŸŽˆπŸŽ‰πŸŽŠ

09.03.2026 23:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Awww. Welcome to the world, Myles, such as it is.

09.03.2026 19:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Good to get our golden guernsey goats out on clean up duties with Jack leading the way

09.03.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 148 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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Greetings and good morning it’s the Sunday rush hour with our donkeys, goats, Kate and toast

08.03.2026 09:10 πŸ‘ 166 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1
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The toast run with Frisbee, Squirrel, Bumblebee and Kate

08.03.2026 14:18 πŸ‘ 129 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Cleavers (goose grass) treats from Kate to Dreamy & the ducklings

08.03.2026 15:23 πŸ‘ 129 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
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Moja the Muscovy duck off her nest for a dreamie top up

08.03.2026 19:59 πŸ‘ 120 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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A look back six years to a rush hour on 9th March with our farmily of farm animals

09.03.2026 06:57 πŸ‘ 127 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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Greetings and good morning it’s the Mo- day farm rush hour with Wendy, our Donkeys, Goats, Lorna and toast

09.03.2026 13:22 πŸ‘ 133 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1
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Good to see our rescue / stray cat Guinevere settle in well

09.03.2026 16:19 πŸ‘ 189 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m so grateful to you and your organization for this support!

In this hard time, your support really is incredible and very necessary for us!

Thank you so much again 🫑

09.03.2026 09:09 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0