True story!

I'll just be happy if there is another president.

Great. Now we'll have weak hitting middle infielder batting second. And the fans can complain on KFAN that our third battery sucks because he doesn't drive in any runs.

That extra tax break for those over 65 was hush money.

I stand corrected

Let It Be

The Twins literally traded five relievers in the past two weeks.

I like Lou-kay. Maybe a call and response with the crowd.

Well he couldn't just ignore the Simpson DNA evidence. That would be ridiculous.

First cool Phillies closer?! Tug McGraw was the first cool Phillies closer. (I know that was before you were alive.)

I remember leaving Wild at Heart. Everyone was silently contemplating what they had just watched. Someone then loudly yelled, "What the F was that?!"

To undo the damage, American Eagle should run the same ad with Beyonce and Salma Hayek.

I used to be worried that it wouldn't end in 3 1/2 years. Now I'm wondering if it will last 3 1/2 years.

You should check it out. It's great and would fit in with the others you've liked.

You have a different definition of slow than a lot of people.

Too many people are sleeping on Rectify.

That's really weird since Gen X should be old enough to remember what the 90s were like.

I don't know...

I'm sensitive!

Precinct-level results for the general election in Victoria show that Emmer received 638 votes, while Hendricks received 601 votes. "Emmer Country"

Plenty of people in Carver County hate Emmer and you labeling the entire area "Emmer country" isn't helpful.

What a joker.

I'm so bad at any of the "expansion" teams. I need to be able to picture a baseball card from the 80s to have a chance.

Over 6% said Angel Reese?!

Who is the best ML shortstop ever drafted by the Twins? Pat Meares? If this guy can stick as a big league shortstop, it's probably a good pick.

Why is using Do Not Disturb a turn off? It seems like a polite thing to do.

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New job for you?

There are things to get upset about. I didn't think this is one of them.

Talk to people running nonprofits with these disabled workers. The work being done isn't worthy of minimum wage. There's a reason that this law has existed under both Biden and Obama.