THECapedCaper

oh sweet brain damage for fbi agents

Getting added to a public blocklist should play the death jingle.

It’s because people *keep buying it.*

Stop rewarding them for crappy food that got twice as expensive in three years.

They're gonna take a cool name like Helix and call it the "Xbox Supreme Seven" or something stupid.

The trailer for EVERYONE IS LYING TO YOU FOR MONEY. In select theaters starting April 17th 🍿🤑🤣

bring me NFTs of Spiderman!

It’s only gotten worse.

This description reminds me of this fuckin shit my grandpa in Spain used to drink. I found some on the shelves at Jungle Jim's just to see what it was like and it 10000% sucks ass.

Poster for "Hoppers" (2026)

What a delightful movie this is. Daniel Chong should absolutely get more big budget projects like this, there's so much wit and charm and humor with so great heartwarming moments sprinkled around them. My kids loved it too. I hope Pixar takes this formula for future original projects.

9/10

DO HARM TO YOUR ENEMIES; TREAT YOURSELF WITH KINDNESS!

Top part of win screen in Slay The Spire 2. I cut off the bottom to remove potential story/lore spoilers.

This game fuckin' rules. Here's to another 800 hours down the drain.

oh no

Panel one: "the world is a cruel and unjust place. There is no harmony in the universe. The only constant is suffering." Panel two: "omg Slay The Spire 2"

@megacrit.com me rn

Oh cool, the "pre-emptive strike" argument that was used in Iraq. How'd that go?

The market has been all vibes since the election. Zero reason Tesla should be valued as it is.

not the main point but my GOD is Elon just the lamest mf who has ever drawn breath

That plus most fund managers see Crypto as too risky to put into their products. I know I'd pull all my money out of funds that invested into it and find another one if any of mine did.

They're still holding the bag on Nvidia and Tesla though, much to my dismay.

Only advice I could give is to see if the pharmacy has an estimated time of arrival or if they can get a substitute NDC from the supplier, or call the doc and see if they’d be ok with swapping something temporarily. These sorts of things tend to be nationwide and unpredictable.

Pharmacy back orders are THE WORST. When I was a tech, we’d try to see if other stores in our system had any certain meds left. Sometimes our supplier would give a timeline for restock, sometimes they wouldn’t. I can’t imagine what it’s like these days with supply chain hell being a routine thing.

THIS IS THE EMPLOYMENT JELLY Drawing of a slime with a briefcase and pencil REBLOG WHENEVER THE HELL YOU LIKE AND YOU'LL GET A JOB THAT YOU LOVE AND DESERVE.

🕯️Manifesting 🕯️

5YO: Dad, is that a garbage truck?

Me, seeing a Cybertruck: Yes. Yes it is.

Silly peasant, you must support a game publisher's dream to chase the Fortnite Dragon.

Sen Tillis adresseding Kristi Noem. The Auto Subtitles call her “Miss Gnome.”

Auto subtitles gave me a giggle.

I always break this out whenever someone mentions CVS or Walgreens. I haven't worked for Walgreens in over a decade and I'm not shocked that it's fallen as much as it did.

Business schools really need to hammer on one of the main principles: It takes years to build trust and only seconds to ruin it.

It's beautiful. I've watched this four times.

"Chat, we lowkey have bad vibes that your squirter was unalived during Operation Epic Fury. Don't forget to like and subscribe!"