johnny titballs

I'm totally done with X/Twitter. I will still be doing my banking there, though.

hey is this thing on?

Comparison meme: Paul Giamatti smiling at “Extra hour of sleep” and Paul Giamatti looking hesitant (in a darkened image) at “Sunset at 4:46 pm”

have the porn bots randomly started to appear for anyone else

i lied

if i didn't have a week left on this campaign left i'd quit i swear to god

in my native language we don't say x.com links to twitter, we say x.com is parked free courtesy of go daddy and i think that's beautiful

yet another example of me being an old soul. fuck u walmart.com i've hated u since i was 9

me scabbing rn

this is a very tumblr post i like it

if elon really does change twitter's name and look to fucking X i guess i will be over here permanently

a lot of the current arguments online can be traced back to the Adderall shortage

- Leo while filming The Revenant

i may only have 8 followers here but at least 2 of them aren't my dad and my former youth pastor! thanks threads 🤢

Idk how blue sky works but here are some kittens

me when i think about him as a candidate: 😘🥵😍😊🥰😁🥳

me when i think about him as my boss: 🫠😭😔🤬🫥🔪

new week, new problem at twitter

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Lawyer : Argues before SCOTUS

Clarence Thomas, holding up ipad :

Oompa Loompa doompity-do
You are in breach of section 72

one of the things that bothers me about my job is when the candidate(s) want something, it has to be done NOW or it's the "highest priority." then when it's actually done and ready to review ... nowhere to be seen, not helpful at all, etc.
just demanding things with no follow through

knees weak balls are sweaty

gonna need to remind the candidates i'm PART TIME if i have another day like today. this is why 7 candidates with 3 staffers m spread across them was never going to work

social studies project ass

this was my anon and now i have a good plan thank you

threads kinda sucks right now but i fear it'll eat bluesky if it doesn't move out of invite only beta very soon

article on Zaslav (and how shitty he is) that got taken down within minutes of being posted to GQ
https://archive.ph/2023.07.03-160323/https://www.gq.com/story/david-zaslav-warner-bros-discovery-ceo-tcm-max

chilli + cheese = done

hey fags! like to read? boy do we have something for you

🚨MAYDAY🚨 THEY HAVE CANCELLED THE HOT DOG EATING CONTEST 🚨MAYDAY🚨

i wanted to find the exploding head boar but this also works because WHAT THE FUCK