Otis Swanson

a sketch design for a smartphone Has: De-googled OS, 60hrzm 64gb storage, 5 inch display, 1080p, OLED screen, plastic body, bluetooth, widgets, rubber corners, two programmable buttons, single hinge camera that flips up for selfies, removable battery, headphone jack, USBC charging, loop in corner for charms, SD memory slot, and clear plastic back so you can put in your own design or something idk Does not have: AI, face recognition, turn-on on lift, mandatory updates

followup to dream phone design, took some ideas from people I liked. It's not designed for everyone but it's designed for me specifically and I'm mad it doesn't (and will likely never) exist

A drawing of Kim and Harry from Disco Elysium - Kim is asking if Harry is okay, the answer is no no no no

Disco!

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a green heron points to the ski excitedly while a space shuttle flies away. The heron says, “the humans are all leaving! Panel 2: the heron continues, “we can finally enjoy the unaltered beauty of the earth!” Panel 3: the heron stands smiling. Behind it a group of beavers wearing hard hats and safety gear are building a giant log structure. Two of them are looking at a blueprint, another in the back is using a chainsaw.

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beginning of arc: www.whompcomic.com/comic/deep-s...

4-panel SMBC comic update. Batman and Robin are meeting in the Bat-cave. Batman declares that they cannot fight the Legion of Doom alone, not forever. It's time to create an army of batmen! Later, Robin is reading the newspaper pensively. We see an article title from over Robin's shoulder. It says "another rich family with only one child murdered." Robin continues to read the paper, going "hmmm..." and scratching his head. Batman walks by behind him, covered with blood and whistling happily.

Confusingly, many of them grow up to dislike Batman.

COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/hmm
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Locutus movie pick: WALL-E. When humanity is too incompetent to survive, their only hope rests with a team of industrious robots.

Season 7 / Episode 6

"Oh, lousy Smarch weather."

orange cat leaning his elbow on a stuffed fish

little tough guy and his stuffed catnip fishy

Guinness the black cat sits upright on a hardwood floor, next to a cardboard witch’s house. He looks very eager and earnest.

WHAT TOMFOOLERY SHALL WE EMBRACE TODAY?

a sketch of a smartphone with tactile buttons for home/window/back, headphone jack, no AI BS, sim card thingy you can open with your nail, camera that doesn't cover the damn screen, and a 5 inch/127mm screen which is a reasonable size

I wouldn't say I'm massively into phones or anything but I sketched this out of frustration bc why are there no modern phones with these features, it would be so perfect and I'm mad the only ones are old and slow

what the fuck is going on in Sam Altman’s head

Sleeping like nothing could ever threaten him. The safest

Geordi,

I am unable to locate my cowboy hat. I need it for tomorrow. Is there a way the ship's internal sensors could help?

Worf

A black and white cat, sleeping on his back on a heated mat with his head resting on a person’s hand.

A black and white cat, sleeping on his back on a heated mat with his head resting on a person’s hand.

Uni fell asleep on my hand, so I can’t go to work today

Goopy self replicating robo insurgents

walkman advertisement

This, I did not know.

Concept art by Ralph McQuarrie for Irvin Kershner’s 1995 proposed remake of Forbidden Planet

She nachos on my bell till I grande

WBAL in Baltimore helping viewers understand the difference between watches and warnings

Nancy 3/11/26

5-panel SMBC comic update. A man is praying / talking to God, kneeling by a bedside. He asks God why do humans have different orifices for sex, urination and defecation. God blames the mammals, saying the moment they arrive, they try to use every stretchy tube for sex, and the only solution was to spread out the damage. God adds "if you hadn't evolved opposable thumbs, you would've been an evolutionary dead end!" The man replies "I thought those were for tool use." God asks "and what are you using those tools for?" causing the man to be astonished.

God keeps trying to evolve primates to be more repulsive to each other and they just keep finding it hotter.

COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/holy-2
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
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Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends

Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends https://theonion.com/crab-just-happy-to-be-in-bucket-with-all-his-friends/

Star Trek Deep Space Nine scene. A PADD is shown up close held by a pair of hands. (Kind of looks like an old palm pilot and if you're not old this will mean nothing to you) The beautiful LCARS user interface is displaying the text, "GO AWAY."

Recent painting of a couple of exomoons.
#SciArt #spaceart #astronomy #Exoplanets

comic page + secret wordz: www.whompcomic.com/comic/deep-s...

The Star Trek arc returns, and we've brought someone along for the adventure!

Consider yourself graced by a gentle green sea turtle ☺️〰️🔮🐢🪸〰️🌇 #greenseaturtle #seaturtlesofcoralcity #seaturtle #coralcitycamera

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a giant squid wearing a yellow Bart t-shirt and some terrible hypebeast shorts is looking in the mirror. It says, “need groceries… but all my clothes are in the laundry.” Panel 2: the squid, now also wearing hot pink crocs, exits its apartment and says, “eh. I won’t see anyone.” Panel 3: two fisherman are pulling the squid to the surface of the water and pointing at it. An overlayed news caption reads: RARE SQUID SIGHTED - the fit was crazy

Panel 1: Two swans, floating on a water, very swan-ily. P2: Same POV, but now the swans have raised their wings. P3: Again, same POV, but now the wings are fully up, and the swans' necks are lowered and extended. P4: GO! The swans shoot forward at speed, leaving trails of water in their wake. Their necks are fully extended, beaks open. P5: A side-on view of water against a green sky. P6: Same POV, but now the swans have burst into view. However, the only thing moving --at tremendous speed-- are their necks, stretching out impossibly. P7: We close in on a side-on view of the swans' heads, beaks closed in a look of swan-y determination. They are literally neck & neck. P8: The background begins to swirl as the swans pick up speed. They spiral towards the centre from the upper left & lower right corners. P9: A dramatic reveal of a Jack Kirby-like cosmic scene, with a blazing sun in the bottom right corner, and a "krackle" filled purple sky. The swans' necks spiral around each other

territorial dispute

A brown tabby cat, two black and white cats, sitting together and looking at the camera

Big. Medium. Strongest :3

Swamp Rider