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I found a pair of red doc marten boots perfectly fitting and already broken in in a thrift store a few years ago and I swear they changed me a lot

🙄🙄🙄🙄

Aren’t there already multiple places to find surf condition reports and aren’t they already public??

She’s hella Oakland in the best way and we’re loving it. Fenton’s is giving her free ice cream for life 🥹

Still in Oakland!

I was wondering if I don’t post enough but I’m right next to you!

The difference is mainly if you feel a different type of way about the Chinese government having access to your shit vs Mark Zuckerberg / Google / etc.

TBH they’re all bad. TikTok collects a ton of data while you’re in the app but they don’t really have much access to anything you do outside the app. Google/Meta do the same stuff plus more bc they own multiple platforms/gmail/browsers and can track you across all of them.

We just flew with my dad a couple days ago and got a wheelchair for him for the first time. It made things SO much easier despite having to wait almost 2 extra hours to get off the plane and get the services— I guess we were definitely taking advantage of a shortcut 🙄

Not only have I used all of these, seven items in this list are currently in my home

Why hasn’t anyone yet made an apple watch band with an integrated hair tie? I would pay a lot of real dollars for that

If anyone else has a weird hard to buy gifts for dad, here’s your idea this year: a trash can cleaning service

I often have the experience of watching a beloved movie from my youth and realizing I never saw the first five minutes because we had tapes recorded from tv

Aw I’m so sorry. He was such a good boy! 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

My only piece of advice is figure out if it plays a song when it’s done and whether or not you can turn it off! (I have a song one I didn’t buy and you can’t turn it off and I hate it)

I’m kinda mid on them generally but Claire Saffitz has a recipe for a spiced persimmon cake that’s really fussy and delicious as heck

that’s Prince Humperdinck! (The Princess Bride!)

BRING. BACK. GOOGLE. READER. (And more rss in general)

Real ones are custom fitted to the wearer! Most people who don’t have a usable eye don’t have a fully empty socket, there can be a lot of different anatomy situations going on behind a prosthetic eye

Pants so you can straddle the wheel. Also just don’t wear anything you don’t want to get clay on!

I think it depends on what all the nearby owners have done in the past. If any one of them had it surveyed recently it’ll be in the records. If not I bet they will have recs. In a smaller city like yours you can probably just rock up to the office and chat!

I haven’t had to deal with fence issues but my parents have. You can always head down to your city permit office and ask them to check the official boundaries of each property. Make friends early and often with the folks who are in charge of permit stuff etc!

Sara you’re an evil genius and I love it

yes I was both devastated and very proud that you had experienced the glory of Medieval Times

Love Medieval Times!! It’s hella cheesy but so fun if you can go all in on the experience

I yearn for the lack of fucks given that apparently comes with retirement

Neither parent seemed at all concerned and my mom finally admitted “Oh yeah. There’s one cockroach in the garage. He’s been there a while.” Excuse me when has there ever been a SINGLE cockroach????

I came to my parents house to relax for one night after a trip and instead I discovered a COCKROACH in their garage INCHES FROM MY BARE FOOT. this is not the relaxation I was promised

Whenever I try a new food on Bubba he eats it all up the first few days and then after I buy it in bulk he suddenly hates it

A friend of my mom used to regularly call all her friends’ office phones in the middle of the night to leave rambling voicemails because she wanted to tell them things when she couldn’t sleep but didn’t want to bother them.