Trump is the Insurrection.

I remember when rock was young.
Me and Susie had so much fun
Holding hands and skimming missiles.

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His stroke affected him in much the same way a lobotomy would have.

It was either that, or having those children be an imminent threat for the next 47 years.

That's me!

I was parked next to one in the grocery store parking lot yesterday, and didn't realize it until they started loading their groceries into what I thought was the engine compartment.

Screenshot of an X post by Senator Tom Cotton saying Iran has been an imminent threat to the United States for 47 years and that the president was right to act. Below is a Fox News segment with Cotton speaking while footage labeled “U.S. Central Command – Unclassified” shows a strike.

“Imminent.” You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

You know who gets to decide who gets the last laugh?

Me.

And I'm still patiently waiting for it.

What's the deal with that bare patch of wall over his left shoulder?

Having just learned that we're actually running out of munitions, this lie makes total Trumpian sense.

Or a TV producer...

Tune in tomorrow to see what happens!

You have to speak his language to make him understand:

"Kevin, your the trader."

The three people most mentioned in the Epstein files are Jeffrey Epstein, Ghislaine Maxwell and Donald Trump.

One of them died in prison, one of them is in prison now, and one of them is president.

But sure, let’s depose Hillary Clinton.

The whole carpet should puff up like it's being inflated. Move as much furniture off it as possible.

The pros use blower underneath. If it's wall-to-wall, you have to pull it up from the tacks along one side and lift it enough to get the blower under it.

The USA men's hockey team is lucky they have their own division.

The USA women's hockey team would kick their ass.

Breaking: The U.S. dispatches health insurance claim denial ship to Greenland.

You would have known that if you had watched Melania's move, I think.

I'm pretty sure that was in there.

A “Democrat hoax” is just a way to describe the phenomenon of sensible people noticing obvious corruption, and pointing it out.

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That makes total sense!

Shooting people you think are fucking bitches in the face is the exact same thing as voting.

So the United States will only use empty warehouses to house people it wants to terrorize, not people it wants to shelter from the cold.

We really are not a very good-natured country.

Might it be like this?

In 2006 Trump told the Palm Beach police that Ghislaine Mawell was an "operative" and "she is evil and to focus on her", but warned that if word got out he had said that, he would have to deny it and wish her well, because she had enough evidence to put him in jail for life.

He's not even sure what the word groceries means.

Canada should insist on that as a condition of opening the Gordie Howe International Bridge.

Hilarious!!!

He has four eyes!

Hardly.

The coverage of the withdrawal (including yours) gave it twice the coverage it got initially.

Him not being liberal is a temporary condition.

He'll get over it as soon as Trump's Gestapo cracks him over the head and empties a pepper spray canister in his face.