Jimmy Kimmel lays it plain.
15.03.2026 01:38
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Jimmy Kimmel lays it plain.
You should know that just after the invasion of Ukraine, Russia enacted two laws that criminalized independent war reporting and protesting the war.
The laws made it illegal to spread βfake newsβ about Russiaβs military or call for an end to its deployment.
Penalties up to 15 yrs in prison.
The orange felon has fired MAGA lunatic Ric Grenell as his disastrous Head of the John F. Kennedy Center who oversaw its destruction as well as massive cancellation of talents months before he closes it down for the foreseeable future to gut it. Guess Kid Rock wasnβt enough.
How many ways can you say βWe used ChatGPTβ without actually saying βWe used ChatGPTβ?
There's a hauntingly beautiful irony in these morons thinking that carefully crafted American hegemony was actually weak and woke, and they would be the ones who would do Power and Dominance properly, and immediately bringing everything crashing down
This guy is a fucking moron. We haven't beaten Iran militarily until their military is no longer in existence OR walks onto a US Navy vessel and signs a surrender document. If we don't finish this, Iran will!
Further, he just told the UK to keep their carrier in port and now he's asking for help.
Trumpβs second term pardons have forgiven criminal debts of $1.5 billion. βAllies protected, donors rewarded, DOJ undermined, and election norms threatened. Corruption looks less like an exception and more like the rule.β
I think it's because Russia is losing the war, and it is increasingly obvious that it is losing the war, that all those who propagandised for Russia for years are now trying to claim they were always supporters of Ukraine.
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JD Vance blamed Joe Biden for the high gas prices.
When Trump's done nothing to brag about, GOP falls back on the only tools in their toolkit: fear mongering, lying, fanning the flames of racism, spewing conspiracies, playing the victim & lying about Joe Biden.
#ProudBlue #Pinks #SheShed
Ukrainian SOF hit several Iskanders prepping to strike Ukrainian cities in occupied Crimea. One launcher and its ammo destroyed in Vyshneve, a storage site with multiple launchers struck in Kurortne.
Russian drone hit a commuter train in Sumy region today. No injuries, passengers evacuated.
Sen. Hoeven on high gas prices: "In weeks, not months, those prices will be coming down"
(Bookmark this one)
Large-scale protests have broken out in Cuba over the energy crisis.
For the second week, the country has been experiencing shortages of fuel and food, as well as a massive blackout. People are left without electricity for up to 20 hours a day, with no prospect of improvement.
A Volkswagen with the 450 kg warhead of a Russian Kh-101 cruise missile which crashed on its roof during todayβs Russian massive combined air attack.
Breaking: the DOGE deposition videos have been taken off YouTube. On Friday the government asked a judge to intervene, said the videos could cause reputational damage, death threats. Judge agreed, ordered them removed: www.404media.co/doge-deposit...
A missile attack is reported in Novorossyisk, Russia. Fire Point CEO Denys Shtilerman, hinted that a Russian tanker might have been hit. #Russia
Republicans say (loudly and frantically) that these Talarico quotes make him too radical for Texas. Each one is backed by data, science, or theology, and each was made in the context of countering racism, transphobia, white supremacy, or another form of hatred.
www.texastribune.org/2026/03/12/j...
Trump said he won't sign any new legislation until Congress passes the SAVE act which limits voter registration.
This is the first time in American history that a President has said he's going on strike.
Hilarious if you thought the Republican Party didn't like workers going on strike.
Krasnov does as putin commands
how ironic to see the state protect two people who sought to strip the state while working under the direction of elon musk, who has made it impossible to seek recourse when people get death threats and harassment on twitter
The defeat of the US in their war against Iran was caused by the long-time Enshittification of the US.
Over decades the "User experience" of the citizens have been neglected to maximize profit for the owners.
And the leaders have been replaced by utter Chucklefucks faking how to play guitar.
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I canβt get over how Cultural Revolution the DOGE story is, these young people doing crimes they didnβt understand on behalf of a political leader
Ladies & gentleman:
May I introduce to you, the Secretary of Health & Human Services.
It seems implausible. How could such an imbecile be put in such an important position?
Canβt believe nobody wanted to read the articles nobody bothered to write
Judge smacks down Jeanine Pirroβs Trumpy Fed-chair witch hunt, and she responds exactly like youβd expect: yelling at reporters, ranting about justice, and storming offstage. MAGAβs idea of βlaw and orderβ is apparently losing in court, then throwing a tantrum.
www.thedailybeast.com/trump-goon-j...
Nicolle Wallace Quote: "Jeanine Pirro fought the law, and in this instance, the law won."
Nicolle Wallace reports that a federal judge quashed Trump's handpicked U.S. Attorney, Jeanine Pirro's grand jury subpoenas in the DOJ's probe of Fed Chair Jerome Powell.
