Off in the distance an excavator is moving across a large field.
The squeaking and creaking of the tracks sure brings back memories of being in armor
10.03.2026 19:12
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I got my permit to run a shrimp boat in the Arctic, I literally have a license to krill
10.03.2026 15:44
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My prophecy class was just canceled, due to unforeseen circumstances.
10.03.2026 15:43
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Apathy is the leading cause of,
whatever
09.03.2026 18:40
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Amazing 😻
09.03.2026 18:33
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1915 - Alice in Wonderland - Directed by W.W. Young (Restored film)
YouTube video by Cult Cinema Classics
This version of Alice in Wonderland is actually kinda neat for 1915.
Alice actually follows signs to the “Animal Convention”.
The fursuits are actually very creative for the time.
The film is only 27 minutes.
youtu.be/8FXCgoT8u8g?...
09.03.2026 00:59
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Today’s family movie is The Treasure of the Sierra Madre.
Fursuits, we don’t need no stinking fursuits !
Lol 😂
08.03.2026 21:37
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Here’s a little known story about me.
When visiting my grandparents farm as a small child I found a WW1 gas mask in a trunk.
Of course what’s the first thing I’m going to do ? Put it on and run through the woods with the beams of the autumn sun occasionally reflecting in the lenses.
Good times
07.03.2026 19:32
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A new company is making pants out of spider webs.
They look great but the fly keeps getting stuck.
07.03.2026 18:21
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Oh no ! I’m so sorry.
My deepest condolences 💐
07.03.2026 18:00
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Wow
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With all the bad weather in the Midwest the family movie tonight is Twister with Bill Paxton and Helen Hunt.
Stay tuned for flying cows 🐄
07.03.2026 01:01
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Two hamburgers got married, they soon had a bun in the oven.
They forgot to use condomints
06.03.2026 16:43
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A wasp 🐝 landed on my bare foot, I now know how to river dance
06.03.2026 16:41
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It’s from Zootopia 2
06.03.2026 01:39
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Did we ever find out what happened to that poor Dik-dik that got stuck in a tuba ?
05.03.2026 20:01
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I went to the acupuncturist the other day, when I came home I found my voodoo doll was dead.
05.03.2026 16:44
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Beautiful
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Pic of the Zootopia 2 DVD
SCORE !
04.03.2026 21:15
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What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witness with an Agnostic ?
Someone who’s at your doorstep but they don’t know why
04.03.2026 19:38
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My last girlfriend wanted to be treated like a princess so I married her off to France to secure an alliance.
04.03.2026 16:42
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In a recent survey only one in seven dwarfs is happy
04.03.2026 16:41
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When women get older they tend to collect chickens 🐓.
It’s called Henopause
04.03.2026 16:30
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Guy was working high up on scaffolding and accidentally cut his ear off.
He yelled down, Has anyone seen an ear 👂 down there ?
Guy finds and holds up a bloody ear, Is this it ?
No, mine had a pencil ✏️ behind it.
03.03.2026 19:39
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When you find out you are part of
“Generation Jones”.
Great, another thing to keep me up at night ruminating over and over in my derpy husky brain 🧠.
03.03.2026 17:23
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My girlfriend asked me to draw her a milk bath.
I asked if she wanted it pasteurized.
She said no, just up to her chin
03.03.2026 16:52
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A friend of mine is allergic to cotton, he was prescribed pills for it but he can’t get them out of the bottle
03.03.2026 16:50
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Scientists are looking into the disappearance of all the crows 🐦⬛
They still haven’t found the caws
03.03.2026 16:49
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I was talking to a surgeon and he said he puts organs back in upside down for laughs.
I told him I don’t get it.
He replied, it’s an inside joke
02.03.2026 16:48
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Here’s a mind reader’s joke for all you mind readers out there
02.03.2026 16:45
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