Does this cool demeanour look like someone who was sick on the rug?
04.11.2023 08:21
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Does this cool demeanour look like someone who was sick on the rug?
That’s all of them!
Jet chillin on one of the 20+ places he calls bed
The United Kingdom came into being in 1801, technically
It’s the kids race in the Great Scottish Run and I just watched a grown man in full kit sprint past some 5yr olds like he was beating Usain Bolt to the tape
I hate to debase myself like this but I need Dreamies
This is how I feel when Eurovision is on 😒
New album just dropped
Psst, wanna buy some catnip?
Why pay for expensive bleaching when the sun will do the job
Jets groin has a quest for you
“And like that….he’s gone”
Logging on
Who would have guessed he’d grow up to be the phantom bed pisher
Post a photo of you from 8 years ago
- Kai
Nice
Unnatural
Idea for a new social media site: Just Pets, where everyone posts their pets and each post gets 5k+ likes and 2k comments with people saying, ‘such a good boi/girl’ and you show your pet and they wag their tail because you said ‘good boi’ not because they understand social media validation
Beefing with the yanks? My friend Creg would like a word
Never
She thinks cats should wear a leash?!
Yes
Hmmm
That’s unfair
One of us always tells the truth, the other always lies
You may ask one question
(It’s Jet, Jet is the liar. Fucking shameless)
Little known fact, we invented Tetris
Kai: paint me like one of your French cats
Jet: unsolicited dick pic
This is all you need to know about our respective personalities