everyday i hope a man will randomly sweep me off the street and take me away to mindbreak me and make me his househusband/butler

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Thinking about Marvel's Johann Fennhoff AKA Doctor Faustus, a character who's gimmick is using an irresistibly hypnotic voice and brainwashing smoke to manipulate others. Calls himself "The Master of Men's Minds." He's also like seven feet tall and 400+ pounds of ginger bear dad

Had a great time showing this nerd the ropes (suspenders?) of geeky bliss. The year of the nerd 🤓 continues and you 🫵 are next 🔜

Just watch and accept your fate as a helpless wimpy nerd ;)
#erotic #hypnosis #nerdification #nerdkink

An office where the job hierarchy dictates your age. Are you the coffee-fetching intern? You're 20. Are you the manager? You're in your 30s. Regional manager? 40s. A president? 50s, 60s. Board of Directors, CEO? 80s

Changing your mind and body with every promotion (or demotion)

I didn’t think I was still at risk this late into the season. I’m not sure I’ll be turning back until after next year now!
#TFTuesday #Transfur

A man in a black rubber inflatable suit. Black rubber gloves and long black rubber waders. Wearing inflatable segment hood. Reclining in a relaxed way on a blue sofa.

A man in a black rubber inflatable suit. Black rubber gloves and long black rubber waders. Wearing inflatable segment hood. Reclining in a relaxed way on a blue sofa.

A man in a black rubber inflatable suit. Black rubber gloves and long black rubber waders. Wearing inflatable segment hood. Reclining in a relaxed way on a blue sofa.

Finishing 2024 inflated, shined, happy, in my lane, focused, flourishing. 😁🎈
#inflatable #latex #gayrubber

“We have to enable face-scanning and ID requirements to protect children online!” say government officials who defend and also are rapist pedophiles.

A hypnotized older mouse man is fed words in his ear by an older fox man. The mouse repeats what he's told in a puppet-like way.

Speaking the lines fed to him

Gonna need some helping hands here,you down? 🤲

Corporate bold for Friday

It’s soooo cold outside that I have to layer up. Not pictured: my Stafford briefs and white undershirt.

Coming back with some inspiration 😉

Oh crud. Can anyone help me? 😨

Patrick Bateman’s butt buddy.

Becoming a man in finance (or pretending to be).

Bowtie and suit on. Brain fog commences. Only good boy thoughts remain.

Definitely calling me "sport" and "champ" while your pipe smoke clouds my brain and you help me into a similarly outdated suit and tie before sitting me down for a stuffing session of cabbage and eggs

A cute nerd poses by a window. He wears heavily slicked hair, thick clunky glasses, a patterned button down, yellow suspenders, a wide brown tie with orange dots, a pocket protector, and highwaisted pleated brown corduroy slacks.

That same nerd but it’s a wide shot showing off the full scale of his waisted slacks and his brown saddle shoes.

That same nerd but it’s a rear shot showing off the sumptuous curves of his fat nerd ass, accentuated by the wide wale of the corduroy and the hoist of the suspenders.

Do you ever just wanna be mostly pants?

Having a fetish for “sabotage” and seeing all these hot pieces of guys getting fat from having their protein powder replaced with cake mix is driving me insane

The Resistance Leader tried going undercover in the EVIL Corp. Police Force, unfortunately his hidden cognito-shield was auto-deleted by the decryption force field when he entered the front office

Looking fantastic Professor
You’re giving the vibe that trying the old “I’ll do anything to pass” trick would earn me a cute bow tie and some one on one tutoring like a good boy

I finally have a chill weekend to get some pics of bearded me in a few more outfits.

I think the white in my beard makes me look a bit more professorial. Also, I hope you've been studying, because there will be a test on Monday.

went out in public in this suit for the first time tonight 🦾🖤 the blind hood on this fully-enclosed suit went up for maybe 20 minutes? (idk it lost track of time)

but that 20 minutes was magic.

*squeak*

throw me in a suit, button it up, tighten my tie.

ring the bell, snap your finger, and

a servant will appear by your side.

No, sir, I’m not the manager, but I can help you find what you’re looking for.

Legit got asked questions while grocery shopping 😂

Feeling my Strongman vibe today

This is what I’d wear as I greet you with your freshly shined shoes, your clothes ironed for the day, and spirals in my eyes where my irises should be