They’re like Mario casually gokart racing with the lizard who keeps kidnapping his girlfriend
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They’re like Mario casually gokart racing with the lizard who keeps kidnapping his girlfriend
How dare you temper my outrage!
Matches my memory 🫠
read about a kid who lived in a giant peach but don't remember how that turned out - I'd think it would get pretty hairy after a while
that’s my secret, Daylight Savings, i’m always tired
I believe the phrase for this is “eating the seed corn.”
i don't care about any arguments against this. right now the sum total of my political advocacy is: crush the Republicans and make them pay. i don't care what comes after because until we do that nothing better is possible.
Into the fucking sun
fits = sits
Kharkiv: A 5-story building was destroyed as a result of a Russian missile strike
The body of a deceased person was extricated from the rubble. Preliminarily, 10 people were injured, including 2 children. Four people were rescued. People may still be under the rubble. Efforts to extinguish the fire
Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs
Ryan Grim going to bat for you: 🚩
SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26
NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%
Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM
A lot of people say AI isn't very good for the world and its outputs are routinely unreliable, but these haters fail to see how it's revolutionizing how we incinerate schoolchildren.
I bet this hits so hard if you’re eight, ie the modal age of those killed in his airstrikes
Nah obviously a foot soldier
Certainly never in America either
No check at all - abolish ICE
me: it's okay to be a person struggling with productivity during a prolonged crisis my brain: not u though me: not me though
"This time will be different from the last time we said this time will be different from the last time we said..."
"Aside from the internment camps used to incarcerate Japanese Americans in the 1940s, such facilities have no precedent in American history..."
US Conference of Catholic Bishops statement on Trump's new mass prison camps.
Full statement at the link:
www.usccb.org/news/2026/th...
The first act of violence that patriarchy demands .. of all males that they engage in acts of psychic self-mutilation, that they kill off the emotional parts of themselves.
bell hooks
Official update to this eight-month-old video:
The last statement was, in fact, a lie.
These guys were selling t-shirts until they needed a war to cover up the intentional damage they did to the economy and the president's involvement in a pedophilia scandal.
It me 🧵
21 minutes ago Farnaz Fassihi The attacks have come on a Saturday morning, the first day of the week in Iran, with millions of people at work and children in school. Residents in Tehran described scenes of panic and chaos.
Tehran is a city of nine million people, with 17 million in the larger metropolitan area.
Saturday is the first day of the week for Iranians.
Millions of people are at work, and children are in school.
New — I spoke to eight trans people in Kansas about the new state law that invalidated their driver’s licenses overnight, what’s it’s like to live there right now, plus details of two DMV emails exclusively obtained by The Handbasket that shed light on the law’s chaotic and cruel rollout:
