He should get off his bone spurs and go himself.
15.03.2026 00:20
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He should get off his bone spurs and go himself.
True.
But he never went personally bankrupt. He trousered the money leaving the mugs who trusted him to take all the losses.
He's doing the same with the USA.
Blimey!
If the NHS relies on Streeting's support, then (other than its name) it's doomed as a provider of health care, but has a bright future as a conduit of taxpayers' money to shareholders and donors.
He can claim he's increasing NHS funding, and reward his sponsors at the same time: win/win!
So he wants our help, having insulted us for being too late when he'd already won the war.
His attention span is marginally longer than those who vote for him, and somewhat shorter than a goldfish (which exceeds him in intelligence).
And he wants help from countries he insulted and said he doesn't need to win a war that he says he's already won.
Twat.
Well Trump is so opposed to violence, the very suggestion of going to war brings him out in bone spurs.
Very stupid...and he may be proved right.
I think Blair earned us that label already. But, yes, no point adding to it.
No. He's not that bright.
Trump just shat himself and needs someone to change the diaper he just filled, after saying he doesn't require any assistance.
I'm sure I'm repeating what many others are saying.
The option I would choose is "Fuck off."
Be more specific.
"Ex-ambassador" includes at least one arsehole.
At least he had his hair cut by the council.
Or a socialist.
Or someone with a wicked sense of humour.
There's no such thing as a noun you can't verbify.
Is the Crolla chippy owner any relation to the Crolla of Pizza Crolla on Buchanan Street in Glasgow?
Sounds a bit fishy to me.
If anytime someone is talking about evil Israel and you feel the need to bring up antisemitism, you're doing an injustice to Jews.
#ComediansInSongsAndMovies
Dude, Where's My Alan Carr?
(Other Carrs are available. But I don't like him.)
I don't know how I managed to post this up? Still... www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BlX...
That's funny, I could have sworn he said something about not needing Royal Navy vessels because the war was already won.
You broke it Don, you fix it.
If he's destroyed 100% of Iran's military capability, who is sending the drones, or dropping the mines?
It can't be the girls' primary school, he's already murdered them.
#AllSandwichesInASongOrMovie
Bacon, Lettuce, and Tomatomorrow Never Dies
#AllSandwichesInASongOrMovie
Baguette Carter
Phew!
I thought I was alone.
Mind you, he marginally less of a complete arse than his immediate predecessor and successor.
I don't think Trump wrote it.
Not enough random capitalisations, multiple exclamation marks, or grammatical or lexical mistakes.
Saw him in Glasgow a few years ago. As the crowd fell silent just before he started his first song, a voice from one of the front rows shouted (in thick Glaswegian)
"Wha' happened tae yer hairrr!"
Like when he heard "asylum" and assumed refugees were from mental institutions.
I think that strictly they are drops of air underwater.
They only have one surface (like a drop of water in air).
Bubbles have two surfaces.
I don't know if there's a name for the thing that sits on top of the liquid with two surfaces on top, and one surface on the bottom.
I'm a riot at parties.
The European Union (of which Czechia is a member state) uses both as official names.
european-union.europa.eu/principles-c...
Beg to differ.
In 2018, the European Union updated its official guidelines and replaced “Czech Republic” with “Czechia” as the short name of the country. The EU’s website lists the country simply as “Czechia”.
european-union.europa.eu/principles-c...
The bad guys are quite easy to identify, so just subtract them, and what is left is the good guys or neutrals.