Amelia Bedelia

this is the earliest i have ever been awake

stop feeling like that!

Kiss me I'm pretending to be Irish

You have always been there for me pepe

one day you will feel weird for the last time

(bitch is non-offensive here)

thot this said im being attacked for my laziness and i was like bitchhh literally

i refuse to believe putting grease down your kitchen sink is bad for it. have plumbers never seen grease before? it is greasy ie it will help the water slide down the drain easier

sitting in the coffee shop on my laptop and looking at pictures of dinosaurs on it for 6 hours then packing up and going home

Country girls make porn corn

doing this every single hit and acting completely chill otherwise

Porn corn

hitting the blunt and screaming to exhale

thank you today dear

i have to return some videotapes

Bonsoir, Mademoiselle Borzoi

You are being crass

saying bonsoir, monsieur to a doggy

my waitress she was very sweet :)

Siri, play with me :)

Siri, play :)

call me beep me if you want to reach me

I wish my old account didnt get deleted

being polite to people even though im not going to get anything out of it

her real name is Lady Kim, Countess of Possible

She is british