you left out the part where he was so mad he took a week off of work
07.03.2026 22:09
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you left out the part where he was so mad he took a week off of work
i have so many episodes of this bullshit to catch up on
love island all stars WAHOO
olympics over time for something completely different
the insider (1999) 📽️
the insider (1999) 📽️
the insider (1999) 📽️
the insider (1999) 📽️
haven't watched a movie in a few years, so
nrw w/ @weakcrybaby.bsky.social
@puckempire tweet: @puckempire "With today's win, Canada has TOPPED Group A and clinched an automatic bye to the quarterfinals, forgoing the playoff round 🇨🇦"
ilya topping shane. shane has "group A" written over him.
? ok. when does the hockey start
don’t look at my youtube search history
i love hockey i’ve always loved it!
WHOLE HOUSE CANADIAN meme, family with cad flags everywhere including the dog, syrup, toques
when team canada takes home gold for hockey which means we get to run the globe in a new world order
let’s cook with mama!
wide quinn hughes
Tomàs-Llorenç Guarino Sabaté at the olympics on tv dressed like a minion (he is literally going to do a minion program)
Tomàs-Llorenç Guarino Sabaté at the olympics on tv dressed like a minion (he is literally going to do a minion program)
THE MINION SKATER HAS ARRIVED ❗❗❗ #BANANA!
if you’ve ever wanted to dress up as a tim hortons cup the lululemon olympic uniform has you covered
chipotle burrito outfit
crazy ass amish guy chased one of the cast members off his property with an axe because he found out he was divorced.
love island half moon dissolving into a contestant's face
fuckin unreal dissolve on love island
100% swell capacity.
now seated w/ @weakcrybaby.bsky.social and @needsmoreyellow.bsky.social
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 12, Episode 9
exhuma (2024) 📽️
FINALLY WATCHING W/ @weakcrybaby.bsky.social AND @needsmoreyellow.bsky.social
he’s going for gold!
seated w/ @weakcrybaby.bsky.social
little miss obsessed with her dog sticker. louis is sniffing it :))
new sticker ft. the dog in question
trailer park boys, ray asking ricky "ricky, you know that Santa and god aren't the same guy right?" and ricky is like 🤔😶🫤 📽️
AND NOW TECHNICOLOR MARVEL TIME
nrw: white christmas (1954)
dir: michael curtiz
dp: loyal griggs
w/ @slaypussyhat.gay and @weakcrybaby.bsky.social
and now for the reason of the season
nrw: the muppet christmas carol (1992)
dir: brian henson
dp: john fenner
w/ @slaypussyhat.gay and @weakcrybaby.bsky.social
Here 💦CUMS💦 🎅🏽Santa Claus,🎅🏽 here 💦CUMS💦 🎅🏽Santa Claus,🎅🏽 right down 👩🏽👸🏽slutty girl lane!👩🏽👸🏽 ❌🚫❌🚫STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!❌🚫❌🚫 Is your 👨🏻👨🏻daddy👨🏻👨🏻 not giving you enough 💦💦💦cummies?!💦💦💦 Hold up,🙅🏽🙅🏽🙅🏽 ho! It's 💦💦cummy💦💦 ❄️💦❄️SEASON!❄️💦❄️ Push✋🏽✋🏽 that 👨🏻👨🏻daddy👨🏻👨🏻 to the ⏩⏩side⏩⏩ and let a 👌🏽NEW👌🏽 father in 🏡YOUR CHIMNEY!! 🏡 🎅🏽🎅🏽🎅🏽Father CHRISTMAS,🎅🏽🎅🏽🎅🏽 the 👑👑KING👑👑 of 💦cummies!💦 That's right,👍🏼 he's been making 👧🏽little👧🏽 👧🏽girls👧🏽 squishy for 6️⃣ CENTURIES. Don't ❎❎ mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the 💦😫😫😈NAUGHTIEST😈😫😫💦girls ☁️squishy☁️! So send this to all the 😼nastiest😼 👧🏽girls👧🏽 you know and share❗️Those❗️Cummies❗️Get 0️⃣ back and you're a basic 🌑🌑coal-slinging bitch.🌑🌑 Get 5️⃣ back and you get 👅eaten👅 like 🍪cookies🍪and 👅💦slurped💦👅 like 🍼milk!🍼 Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and 🎅🏽Santa's🎅🏽 big 🍆🍆COCK🍆🍆 will grow⏫⏫ 3️⃣ sizes inside of you!😫😩 Get 1️⃣5️⃣ back and you become Mrs. Claus, and get 🍑🍌🍆yummy 🍒🍭🍼nummy 🍼💦☁️squishy🍼💦☁️ 💧💧cummies💧💧 until next ⏩🌨☃Christmas!🌨☃
louis photoshopped on to santa’s lap. reads “merry christmas love amy, matthew, & louis”
