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I think it's been expanded now, but the Wikipedia page for Seaman's Furniture used to be three short paragraphs, two of which were about Phife from A Tribe Called Quest ejaculating on a couch

06.03.2026 17:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Success is when you kill a bunch of people you didn't want to kill

02.03.2026 06:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The reason you can’t give a single inch on anything be it trans rights or dignity for unhoused people is that they, democrats and republicans alike, will take it and say thanks what else is in your pockets? They won’t say thanks actually.

26.02.2026 02:06 πŸ‘ 6293 πŸ” 1560 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 26

It's not an exaggeration to say that this is how Republicans used to talk & the types of dog whistles they used to employ before they found out it's perfectly acceptable to talk The Current Way

So the shift hereis the logical progression when the only expectation of a party is to be The Lesser Evil

24.02.2026 00:10 πŸ‘ 2324 πŸ” 569 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 7

(Don't Go Back To) Brave Norman Rockville Townsperson

16.02.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i live in Oregon now so it's like that, but with the worst

15.02.2026 06:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I do not want future writers to have to come up like I did, starving and stealing and hooking and scribbling out a few sentences before collapsing into bed. I want a world that respects them and provides a firm bedrock of social safety while they build their skills and live their lives.

06.02.2026 17:44 πŸ‘ 985 πŸ” 88 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i have a secret, which is that I thought the bit with all the musicians was actually kinda silly

24.01.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Let’s create a world where former ICE agents are nostalgic for the days when they only got spat upon.

23.01.2026 05:44 πŸ‘ 460 πŸ” 80 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2

voice commands are "AI" now

05.01.2026 06:40 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Forget it Jake, it’s giving Chinatown

27.12.2025 00:40 πŸ‘ 545 πŸ” 81 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

Bari Weiss asks questions like β€œcarrots are supposed to be good for your eyesight, but what if your eyes see something they don’t want to see?” and then Bugs Bunny is like that’s pretty profound

13.12.2025 03:31 πŸ‘ 835 πŸ” 63 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 1

Where upstate? Where you are? Or other?

02.12.2025 06:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Courtney Love has spent yet another Thanksgiving eating a huge bowl of cranberry sauce and just absolutely GLARING at a picture of Neil Hamburger

28.11.2025 06:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

apparently the proper way to depict sarcasm in text is to say "sorry" a lot

26.11.2025 19:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I was supposed to be on this list but at the last minute they removed me! They said it's because I'm "pushing fifty" and also "not famous"

17.11.2025 18:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yes, mice in love

06.11.2025 06:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
no less than actual Walt Disney explaining that Mickey and Minnie are married in real life and implying that all media is them acting

no less than actual Walt Disney explaining that Mickey and Minnie are married in real life and implying that all media is them acting

I'm sorry to report that I have also read this

06.11.2025 06:12 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Wooo that's my hometown

05.11.2025 07:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Grandpa Simpson yelling at a cloud

Grandpa Simpson yelling at a cloud

Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!

29.10.2025 18:52 πŸ‘ 18153 πŸ” 5283 πŸ’¬ 73 πŸ“Œ 68

A left wing politics that is oriented around your rights and identity as an individual consumer instead of your responsibilities as a member of a social or political community is basically a left aesthetic pasted onto an internalized neoliberal ontology.

23.10.2025 20:10 πŸ‘ 1956 πŸ” 351 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 20

I've been living in that dimension ever since I found out "Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole" was a real movie title

24.10.2025 05:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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it's clearly so deceptively-edited, but gotta love the exact same footage of this guy saying "I don't think so" at both 1:01 and 2:13, answering two very different questions

22.10.2025 23:07 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Close-up drawing of a musician. Black outline details the features of their face, while hairs are drawn individually. You can see some wrinkles in their shirt. Their body is filled with a peach/tan color, their shirt is a pale yellow. The background, which is a photo image, is monochromatic green.

Close-up drawing of a musician. Black outline details the features of their face, while hairs are drawn individually. You can see some wrinkles in their shirt. Their body is filled with a peach/tan color, their shirt is a pale yellow. The background, which is a photo image, is monochromatic green.

Illustration of a former housemate. Their hand is behind their head and they're upside-down on a couch. The couch is a monochromatic blue photo image, while the flat 2D illustration of the person is filled in red.

Illustration of a former housemate. Their hand is behind their head and they're upside-down on a couch. The couch is a monochromatic blue photo image, while the flat 2D illustration of the person is filled in red.

$25 for a three-color portrait illustration (left)

$20 for a two-color portrait illustration (right)

you provide the photo you want me to draw over

no full-body drawings

DM me for info

thank you!

21.10.2025 21:07 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

I'm always nice to AI but that's because I'm nice, and also because I read once that telling AI "please" and "thank you" costs the tech industry money

05.10.2025 02:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

somebody told me what that song is "about" once and it was pretty dumb so if you don't know, don't look it up

05.10.2025 02:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The first time I noticed that song I was walking by Smoothie King in downtown Athens and it was playing on their patio speaker, and it was so beautiful I sat down on the curb and listened to the rest of it before continuing down the street

05.10.2025 02:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0