"Welcome to the Linkin’s Giants Late Show! Looking at this incredible body… Should we be worried about the couch?"
"The couch is doing its best. I told it to stay strong… and I’ll try not to grow any more during the interview."
"Congrats, Gary! You cleared the first questions and hit the first growth milestone! you grew from 5’6 to 9ft tall! But the game isn’t over… Do you dare keep going ? One wrong answer before the second milestone ends it… And you leave with that capped growth as your prize."
"Austin, check the blueprint… it says slight curve, not full pretzel. Try not to overdo it this time."
"Cmon dude tell me how you did it! I mean you’re massive and strong! that’s super valuable here! Muscles like those don’t just grow overnight! Fill me in bro! How’d you do it!"
"I came in for a quick fix… But I’m not in a rush anymore. I’m not sure what’s under there… But it looks powerful... Bigger than I expected."
*Catches you staring at him.*
"Careful… keep looking like that and I might put you to work after my workout. Then it’s my turn to watch you wash me down."
When it’s grown way over your head… I’m already above it !
Above & Beyond Landscaping at your service.
February in the rearview mirror…
Welcome aboard the March Mass Express !
Sheltered in every way.
Stuck… 😏
Merrier the more, triple fun that way.
Small price. Giant growth.
(With the massive @roronoa496.bsky.social )
"These carts get smaller every time they’re like toys to me! Will this even be big enough for all my groceries?! Heh! Big men like me need MASSIVE everything!"
(With the massive @roronoa496.bsky.social )
"Focus on your date, Andrew. Stop staring at his huge arms… Damn. I can’t. Well… I guess I’m not that straight after all."
"Winter is cozy with my huge boyfriend… But summer is dangerously hot."
Follow us
Growth spurt on the road
“Hey! …Yeah. It happened again. Another growth spurt… And this one was massive. I literally vaporized the tires! I barely made it out before it was too late. Think you can swing by with the truck and grab me before I outgrow that too?”
Giant by nature. Artisan by tradition. France. 🇫🇷
A lil growth coffee to begin (s)well the week !
It’s time for a good coffee ☕️
Growing in love… and in size! Happy Valentine’s Day! 💙
"You’re totally mine now !" 😏😍
His muscles are massive… But his heart is even bigger.
He’s huge… but the way he loves me is even bigger.
Picked up by love… and massive arms ! 💪
What’s cuter than tiny acts of kindness from a giant muscle man? Absolutely nothing.
Morning cuddle
"To us."
"To us. Life just feels grander when I’m looking up at you."
"I’m all yours."
🥂💙
