Cannot believe I am watching Italy-Mexico baseball because the Americans didnβt bother to read the rules of the tournament
Cannot believe I am watching Italy-Mexico baseball because the Americans didnβt bother to read the rules of the tournament
This deserves an award for using visuals in data journalism.
virtue signaling is good! it's good to signal virtue, it's good to practice virtue! it's bad to be so cynical and bitter that you can't even see that.
Luckily, there are enough unflattering photos of Pete Hegseth on Getty Images to last a lifetime
Court order ordering work to cease at Williamsport ICE detention warehouse.
JUDGE GRANTS TEMPORARY RESTRAINING ORDER, HALTING PROGRESS ON WILLIAMSPORT, MD. DETENTION WAREHOUSE.
lemme fix this:
ICE Lawyer Challenging Ilhan Omar After in Court Meltdown
Imagine part of your identity being βI am a Kobe supporterβ
what % of law enforcement can read at a sixth grade le-- [transmission ended]
entry level concern: half of Americans read at a 6th grade level
connoisseur's take: what % of US policymakers and legislators read at a 6th grade level
mcgruff the crime dog on instagram (@mcgruffatncpc) standing next to the text "VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN PLEDGE"
crime dog you gotta find some better wording for this
A YouTube thumbnail depicting a monstrous and dead-eyed Mr. Beast, mouth wide, in front of the strait of Hormuz. SURVIVING HORMUZ CHALLENGE! WHO MAKES IT THROUGH WINS BIG $1,000,000 PRIZE!
Sources to @NFLonCBS : The NFL is reviving its Accelerator Program after a one-year hiatus, but the league will now invite non-diverse participants into the program originally created to increase and advance minority talent at the highest levels of teams. Story to come.
Here's the NFL capitulating to the most unpopular president of all time.
you can tell Wired has been doing good journalism lately because there's been increased whining by the extraction class about how Wired mysteriously changed in the decade since tech titans fully revealed themselves as sociopaths
from this recent Dorsey interview:
tapping the sign
Hegseth drove himself this morning, I see
Buffalo Wild Wings unveils wing-flavored protein espresso martini
A well-known thespian set out for what could have been a pleasant night at the theatre.
Hours later, his life had drastically changed as he was being hunted for shooting President Lincoln in the head.
one thing you realize when you hear the doge bros talk is that they are very, very dumb. like need to be reminded to breathe. also most of them were working at spacex/tesla/twitter or in investment banking before this so, uh, whatβs that say about all those places
MRSA, if you're listening,
I could make so much god damn money if you gave me access to a government twitter account and kalshi for five minutes and I think itβs a real problem
Long-time buddies Timothy McVeigh and Terry Nichols were out for a pleasant van drive in Oklahoma when, all of a sudden, their lives would change.
pedocon theory not so much a theory as an immutable law of physics
there is an extremely long list of people who need to be held accountable in the next administration but sending the DOGE boys to big boy jail needs to be near the top of the list
βHeyβ came before βhi,β and βhi' came before βhello.β
βHiβ is most likely a variant of βhey.β
βHelloβ is not related to either.
Goodbye.
The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."
Football coach talking to sideline reporter before the start of the second half after giving up 3 straight touchdowns
A shocking number of people responding to this video clearly did not watch the video. David is extremely opposed to the Trump administration's terrorization of immigrant communities. He is describing serious problems with the current laws which make accountability difficult.
??? why is RFK Jr. going to the doctor for a surgery when he could simply eat a variety of weird meats at his injury
HUGE: Alabama was set to kill Sonny Burton on Thursday. Governor Kay Ivey stopped it.
Sonny Burton did not kill anyone, but Alabama put him on death row. Ivey granted Burton clemency on March 10, commuting his death sentence to a life sentence.
Law Dork coverage:
ECONOMY: SHAMBLES
OIL: $300 PER BARREL
COUNTRY: ON FIRE
REPUBLICANS: Hey man can i look in your child's pants? Just for a second man is it cool if i inspect your child's genitals. Just a quick little look man it's totally cool i just need to make sure you're not doing crimes. Just a quick touch man-