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Black sheep boy, fearful Jesuit, functionary of the great swamp midwest office guy, he/him "Half the crowd is calling out for Born to Run / The other half is calling out for Born to Lose. / Baby, we were born to choose."

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I pointed this out to someone and of course got a “who cares she still sucks”. Sigh. But I did try!

11.03.2026 19:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

wait I just realized you described the depictions of Akhenaten as looking "physically different". Even "alien".

wait a second.

coincidence. gotta be coincidence.

11.03.2026 19:48 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ha! And when was your show on it? (I just did the Akhenaten one yesterday!)

11.03.2026 19:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We didn't start the fire
It just started burning but we didn't start it
Oil tanker vs rpg
Cause burrito taxi makes me angry

11.03.2026 19:41 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Oh, this just means we'll know SOMEDAY. Which is a nice little thing to look forward to! Everybody can keep their mouth shut for a long time, but not forever. Somebody will have an axe to grind, especially once this is all over.

11.03.2026 19:41 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And it just seems like a PARODY of a really bad idea. Like even the BEST of intentions are gonna...get weird, in those circumstances.

11.03.2026 19:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

how is it possible that such an organization exists with a straight face, someone is fucking with us

11.03.2026 19:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh weird I was just thinking about the Fourth Crusade.

...I guess that happens kind of often. Never mind.

11.03.2026 19:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh I wouldn't bet on EITHER of them! Those maniacs up there LOVE Collins. For whatever reason. Probably she wins. But I don't live there. I'm just tired of hearing about this kind of guy. I don't like them in real life and I don't like them in politics!

11.03.2026 19:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Oh all you care about is old-fashioned NORMS and DECORUM".

...yeah? I like adults who are well-mannered and competent and know how to act in public? Is that an issue? It's definitely not ALL I care about, no, but I do care about it after a million years of fucking Trump.

11.03.2026 19:33 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah like I REALLY don't care about the specifics of what's in his heart. I wouldn't vote for the guy dancing shirtless covered with ANY tattoos, even if they're hearts and flowers. Who gives a shit? I just don't want any more dumbass amateurs. Gimme the old lady.

11.03.2026 19:31 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

that is the most insane accursed idea i've ever heard lol. I never go around saying things are "ops" but a "political home for white people" is a fucking op.

11.03.2026 19:27 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah Augustine is where "the west" starts to actually matter, pretty much. And before too long it gets to be its own whole thing.

11.03.2026 19:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh yeah. I mean you can create a carve-out for them to be "Christian" if you want. They've got Jesus right in the name. But beyond that they're not meaningfully "Protestant" or anything else. Just their own thing!

But I swear there are some Baptists or something who claim deep roots. I forget.

11.03.2026 19:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh yeah. It's a huge gift if there's ANY Dem who can win statewide in Ohio now. But when it's somebody like Brown who's...mostly pretty good? That's a bonus! He's an old-fashioned Union Whisperer so you know that involves some populist nonsense but mostly he's great!

11.03.2026 19:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well, the Christian understanding of Jesus STARTS with Paul and then went on quite a journey, heh. The monks in fifth-century Alexandria would beat your ASS if you were as vague about your Christology as Paul is. And the guys who wrote the Gospels wouldn't understand any of it!

11.03.2026 19:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If Brown winning is on the table, winning OH-Gov absolutely is too! Still an uphill battle. We just gotta hope the racist voters overwhelm the misogynist voters.

11.03.2026 19:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's not even cocky for him to assume he's the only one who could win it. It's probably true! (Though this year who the hell knows. All bets are off.)

11.03.2026 19:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

And I know it's UNFASHIONABLE to be old now, if you're a Democrat. But heading back out there at 73 deserves some credit! I sure wouldn't.

11.03.2026 19:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

it's all there in "As You Like It" if you're looking. Wake up, sheeple!

11.03.2026 19:12 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You guys are all like "maine is cooked smh" or "lol maine is based" but I'm over here like SUCK IT HATERS SHERROD HAS GOT THIS!!!!

We are not the same.

11.03.2026 19:10 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

you guys the historical Robin Hood does not exist you are all gullible children, he was made up by Big Archery to sell more arrows

11.03.2026 19:07 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“There’s a REASON everybody hated you guys for like three hundred years. I’m not saying I’m just saying.”

11.03.2026 19:04 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Couldn't figure out why I was in such a bad mood today until I remembered I gave blood yesterday. Humors imbalanced af. Not nearly sanguine enough.

11.03.2026 19:02 👍 18 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

(Though I don’t know if you know this but in Catholic tradition he’s NOT the literal brother of Christ because he can’t be! Mary must remain Ever Virgin, you see. Which is a tricky one, textually speaking! Just gotta handwave it. “Eh they were BROS.”)

11.03.2026 19:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah James gets a seriously raw deal heh. He was obviously THE main guy of the early days, second to Peter if even to him. But the other two just end up WAY overshadowing him in tradition. He just gets confused with the other James!

11.03.2026 18:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

"Oi! Nigel! Them bloody magic biscuits ain't shite. Been an hour, ain't it?"
"..."
"..."
"bloody hell bruv you look exactly like the king right now. are you humming? does anybody hear that?"

11.03.2026 18:53 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

but i mean we've had time to get over it! Right?

11.03.2026 18:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ha! So they didn't just get way too high, they got way too high on EDIBLES lol. Many such cases.

11.03.2026 18:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh my gosh I think I heard this one! I don't remember where. Probably THIS degenerate website.

11.03.2026 18:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0