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@tacticabacon

Home of the original Ahegao Wrap. Patches? ☑️ Stickers? ☑️ Anime themed workout supplements? ☑️ Worst Puns Ever? ☑️ www.tacticalbaconpatches.com www.wheyfu.com

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Latest posts by Tactical Bacon Patches @tacticabacon

Holy shit those arms are amazing

21.01.2026 22:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This BFCM, here's how you can save on patches,
stickers, and ahegao accessories this year.

29.11.2025 23:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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What is it about tiny mouths with sharp teeth?

18.11.2025 22:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I think the cashier next door is a femboy. Should I ask him "Astolfo or Felix," the next time I go in?

18.11.2025 21:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Twitter ads are crazy, I thought that was something other than fingers

13.09.2025 03:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I forgot I took Junya to Vegas in 2020, took the whole FNV tour.

This was outside the Pioneer Saloon in Goodsprings.

10.08.2025 02:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Possible modifications for SOP-chan and Junya

07.08.2025 15:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Anime? No my friend, that's hentai.

12.07.2025 08:47 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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When I briefly played PokémonGo in 2016

11.07.2025 22:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ed-ward?

04.07.2025 07:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Can we go back to Japan for 和食?
We have 和食 at home.
和食 at home:

04.07.2025 07:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Careful everyone, there's a new student pilot out there tearing up the skies!

22.06.2025 23:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Want to get your adult friends into anime but not sure where to start? I recommend "Rin: Daughters of Mnemosyne". Only 6 episodes long with a story that spans decades and you'll want to rewatch a few times to understand.

08.06.2025 07:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I'm working on my CFI now and on Monday when my instructor asked me for an example of repressed memories, I almost said, "Watching Boku no Pico."

06.06.2025 06:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Got a shirt idea floating around in my head based on this.

19.05.2025 17:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Imagine welcoming home your hero bunny wife, helping her take off her battle prosthetics, carrying her to the bath, washing her, making her dinner, and feeding it to her before carrying her to cuddle on the couch before bed.

It's all I can think after learning from Poltfan that Mirko is only 5'2"

09.05.2025 16:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oppai-Karine is good, too.

03.04.2025 18:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I don't think my strut is supposed to look like that. Might be having a sale this weekend depending on how much parts cost.

27.03.2025 03:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Do you ever see something and just know that the day is going to turn out alright? That you're going to succeed? That you're on the right path?

25.03.2025 04:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Getting paid to lewd the lolis is just a bonus.

22.03.2025 14:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think it will bee appreciated.

13.03.2025 15:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I run a second business called Wheyfu Protein and I'm living proof that my supplements help your gains.

The other day my friend @seraphaurelia.bsky.social said I can't lift her over my head, so I went and overhead pressed more than she weighs. On arm day, no less.

07.03.2025 20:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Depends on their overall aesthetic. If she looks like Yor or Mirko, I wouldn't say she's a tomboy.

07.03.2025 20:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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UwUzi isn't real, it can't hurt you.

UwUzi:

07.03.2025 05:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Excuse me sir, we sell patches and stickers. Why are you trying to sell me milking machines?

07.03.2025 05:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Saw a post the other day about the Komi-San Can't Communicate manga being finished. I'm glad it didn't last until the grimdark of the 41st Millennium.

01.02.2025 14:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Panik

Calm

Almost Panik

27.01.2025 20:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I almost panicked thinking I missed your stream this afternoon.

27.01.2025 20:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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How do you do, my fellow erofu appreciator?

25.01.2025 22:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0