I hate "Rock the Casbah" so fucking much. The vocals, the instrumentals, oh my god I cannot fucking listen to that disgusting sound. The Clash are otherwise an unremarkable band, but that one track is poison to my ears.
Someone hit a hydrant in noho tonight.
3AM is just the wrong time for a lunar eclipse, sorry, I'm going to bed.
Cannot beat the weather in Los Angeles. I was historically vocal about hating it elsewhere, so I feel the need to continue not shutting the fuck up but in the other direction. It's goddamn beautiful out here.
Sometimes you need to make the space before you can discover what could fill it.
"Know it like the back of your hand" and then I hold my hand up and check. Huh, lotta surprises back there. I wonder what this spot came from? Has there always been a hair there? Should really fix that cuticle.
Account with 30,000+ followers and 150,000+ follows followed me.
Nope. Blocked.
You can't operate at that scale and still be a person. No way. Big numbers please leave me alone, I want to use this site with the weirdos and real ones exclusively.
What really confuses me is when otherwise normal poster accounts that I follow repost the donation ask. Then again maybe I'm just not discerning enough and I should unfollow for that too. But then I'm that much closer to Dead Internet.
How does anyone trust the "my family is dying please donate" posts on here? Like I see no way of knowing that they aren't fully a scam but I see them getting reposted by follows often and like... are you just firing off dollars on blind trust? Did you know these people? There's so many.
Holy fucking shit Las Vegas sucks. Like you expect it to suck, and I did, but I was just completely unprepared for this scam of a town. overpriced and under quality doesn't even begin to describe how much it just fucking sucks here. If you have two brain cells, that's three too many for LV, stay out
temp scales
good enough to sit still on my desk mat
Coffee takes the edge off the weed takes the edge off the coffee takes the...
I gave up. Mine sits on little squares of duct tape stacked up until they're the right height. When they fall off I can just replace them with more little squares of duct tape.
Early 20's but he's got a felony for credit card fraud that wasn't discovered until after he won the election and after a lot of debate they decided he couldn't be mayor because he can't legally sign bank checks so he wouldn't be able to conduct town financial business. Not kidding.
"It's ok to ride fast. It's not ok to ride in a hurry."
I didn't have a Primary Care Physician when I lived in Boston and the earliest I could get one scheduled was 11 months out.
It's more commonly the Mark Twain Canal to locals.
Ok but I still believe in you.
All 10 of my knuckles have (mostly small) scars on them.
The time ball doesn't drop. It's clearly lowered gently. Takes 10 seconds to get all the way down and the pole ain't even long. I've seen flags get lowered faster.
There has never been a ball drop, only a ball lowering. Start and end the year in actual free fall, none of this gentle letdown shit.
I would just love a May Day General Strike this year.
Fuck with security camera AI:
After you use a self check out, grab your receipt, then move your hand as if to grab gum or candy off the rack but don't actually grab the candy, do a reverse magic trick where you act like you palmed a pack of gum. Make it look sus af for the camera but stay clean.
Why doesn't shampoo come in bars like the other soaps?
How many people should there be?
Notes from a minor motorcycle accident last week (I'm fine, it's fine):
1. Wear your armor.
2. Wear your fucking armor.
3. God bless Elastikon.
Fuck what did firefox do?
God I fucking love Los Angeles. What a city.
been posting a lot of early-winning wordle grid results?
