beavergirldiaries

Slinging massive gong (girl dong) rn

Your own?

Rest assured the other ones will never come out.

A simple trick for you to maim yourself.

A ghost of a nurse thoughtfully held my gesticles in her palm and a voice came to me, beckoning to cough

Blasting my pathetically small load into a dusty bedpan that hasn't moved from it's spot in an abandoned hospital for decades

I hadn't seen this for a while. My apologies, I was following a trail of intriguingly placed stones into the forest

They are very, hidden. I am like Mike ErmelTourt

They take you from your mother and they wonder why you cry

Im like a deer but only the innards

Instead of flying cars we should make flying pedestrians

They should turn me gusta into a fortnite skin

They should make
Mr nimbus a dead by daylight villain

The snow was akin to the fabric of a beanie baby today

Hello jaguar

The jaguar: Hello as well to you

The judge has mandated 4 drones to surveil me since the incident

Taking a different vertebra from each of my victims

It wonders where it's mother went

The gorilla taps on the glass

I think ivedone this before

"Why do I feel so fucking awesome all the time?"
The black mold in my water bottle:

Lord give me the strength to shit myself right now

Idgaf!

The red one with the evil morty eyepatch

What if theres a wart on them
I think im gonna mention that first

Does prison have a salad bar

Thought I saw a jaguar for a second

Thank you

a shirt that says "severed finger in wendy's chili"