BREAKING: after Donald Trump appoints her to the Air Force Academy Board - Erika Kirk begins a 3-and-a-half minutes of rigorous training in preparation for her new position, only stopping twice to sob tearlessly.
#ErikaKirk
Well, now it's all starting to make sense...
#DonaldTrump
"Found 'em!"
#DonaldTrump #EpsteinFiles
BREAKING: President Donald Trump and Argentina's President Javier Milei christen the first annual "Panty Shields of the Americas" Summit in Miami, Florida.
#ShieldOfTheAmericas
BREAKING: Donald Trump halts the dignified transfer of the six soldiers killed in the Iran attack - so he could look for his penis.
Note: he was ultimately unsuccessful in his endeavor.
#DonaldTrump #SixSoldiers
Ladies and gentlemen, the man in charge of the ATTACK on Iran, your Secretary of "War": Pete Hegseth.
#PeteHegseth #Iran
"... and what are you wearing, 'Kristi, from State Farm'!?"
#KristiNoem
Fixed it.
#DonaldTrump
BREAKING: military experts express grave concern as a photo is leaked of President Trump appearing to "stock" his private bunker located underneath the White House, with vital supplies.
#DonaldTrump #Iran
A 1992 wedding photo of Kristi Noem and her husband Byron, has been released in the wake of Rep. Sydney Kamlager-Dove (D-CA) asking the former DHS Sec if she had ever slept with Corey Lewandowski - while her husband sat right behind her, during her House Oversite testimony on Thursday.
#KristiNoem
Hey, if he's OK with it, I'm OK with it.
#DonaldTrump #Iran
BREAKING: President Trump announces that Kristi Noem is being reassigned to the Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas, which he describes as "a new Security Initiative in the Western Hemisphere".
Good luck, Kristi!
#KristiNoem
BREAKING: Donald Trump sends Kristi Noem to the gravel pit.
#KristiNoem #Fired
Lauren Boebert listens to testimony while attempting to put lipstick on, during a House Oversight committee hearing to examine alleged misuse of federal funds intended for Minnesota social services and Medicaid programs.
#Bobo
BREAKING: after her catastrophically bad appearance in front of the Senate Oversite committee this afternoon, Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem reportedly left the Senate chamber, and was never seen again.
#KristiNoem
Steve Bannon and Juanita Broaddrick; twins separated at birth?
BREAKING: President Trump has all six of the American soldiers that were killed during Operation Epic Fury, flown to his Golf course in Bedminster NJ - where they will be buried near the President's first wife, Ivanna Trump - at the 12th, 13th, 14th, 15th, 16th and 17th hole, respectively.
#Iran
BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump launches Operation Epic Fury II, in his oval office private bathroom.
#iran
BREAKING: Kristi Noem complains that Democrat Senators stacked the Senate chambers with a bias audience, during her 2nd day of questioning by the Senate oversite committee.
#KristiNoem
BREAKING: Alex Honnold is attempting the first ascent of Donald Trump, live on Netflix - as he's pictured here going over the 'Seven Chins of Death' and finishing up on the most perilous part of the climb: the very rough and scaly "Great Red Wall of Syphilis" - live on Netflix.
BREAKING: President Trump is rushed into emergency surgery to remove a small obstruction in his neck that was believed to be the cause of an irregularly large and scaly rash, that had been the focus of many posts on social media.
#DonaldTrump
BREAKING: Donald Trump's neck rash has gotten significantly worse.
(Thank you, God)
#DonaldTrump #BrundleFly
A lot of people don't know that today's my birthday, so I just wanted to show all of you the greatest birthday birthday gift I've ever received!
#DonaldTrump
Evidently, Karoline Leavitt and Donald Trump must've been involved in some heavy "necking".
#DonaldTrump #Rash
BREAKING: President Trump takes time out from his very busy schedule, to personally pay his respects to the three soldiers that died in the US attack on Iran.
#DonaldTrump #Iran
So, when he's not r*ping them, he's killing them.
#DonaldTrump #Iran
Same dancing monkey, different circus.
#DonaldTrump #Iran
BREAKING: Barron Trump reenacts the United States' attack on Iran, on the grounds of Mar-a-Lago.
#iran #BarronTrump
BREAKING: the Ayatollah Khamenei has been killed by the Pedofillah Trumpenei.
#DonaldTrump #Iran
Meanwhile, back at Donald Trump's "Board of Peace" headquarters...
#DonaldTrump #Iran
