My Name Is Aram

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Nichole! 😅

let's push for helping squid attain an average life span of 75 years, not 4. this will undoubtedly help advance their civilization far enough along to sort out our problems as a way of curtailing future problems for them, too. i think we probably crowdsource this to completion in a couple days.

Even for the New York Times this is embarrassing.

Okay I promise this is a genuine question and not rage bait, but why do people in Boston love Dunkin so much? I know it was founded in Boston but Starbucks was founded in Seattle and people in Seattle HATE Starbucks. There is something going on here and I don't know what it is.

"People are saying you'll be sent to the cornfield if I'm not happy. I don't know anything about that. Well I know a little. The other day JD said - he's a smart guy, JD - he said 'Nobody sends them to the cornfield like you do, sir.' I don't know about that. But I'm good - I'm pretty good at it."

Don't let the door hit your waffles on the way out

Please. Five seconds of research before you post another meme.

Nothing that guy says is true.

250 years was a good run.

I am begging you to do five seconds of research.

I am begging people to learn how these AI chatbots work, but the short answer is alphabet math. There is no intelligence present. No reasoning. No thought. All they can do is rearrange letters in the alphabet, that's it.

I have no interest in the Hobbit movies, but I would watch a trilogy of that.

See, that's awesome. It's on my list of Places in Movies Patrick Fischler Has Been That I Want to Visit, along with the diner from Mulholland Drive.

And that's very cool, by the way. I recognized The Last Bookstore, but I don't really know the neighborhood well enough to spot anything else.

This is the moment I have been waiting for. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

@joshuanortonii.bsky.social @joehumphrey.bsky.social I like each of your reactions for opposite reasons

Kill everyone at a wedding with a drone and you're forever the guy who killed everyone at a wedding with a drone.

Mine is Under the Silver Lake, written and directed by David Robert Mitchell. It's a Lynchian neo noir set in 2010s Los Angeles. Very, very weird. Nobody saw it in theaters and I've never been able to convince any of my friends to watch it.

Exactly this. Lesser of two evils thinking is what got us here in the first place.

Biouxie and the Sanshees

Ah yes, remember when America, the country founded on slave labor, that dropped two atom bombs on civilians, and where today masked secret police are kidnapping citizens in the street, remember when fascism was imported here from outside?

I don't know what to say, bud. If the Dems can't find a better candidate than American Psycho, they deserve to lose a third time.

Let me ask you a question for a change. Why are you so hung up on Newsom? The guy who gleefully posed for photos while throwing an unhoused person's belongings in the trash? The guy who interviews fascists on his podcasts? Do you think so little of the Dems that they can't find a better candidate?

Bless your heart. Anyone who would vote for Gavin Newsom is not the left.

I would think the party that has already lost twice to a clown car dictator has done the entire country a disservice, and running the guy who podcasts with Steve Bannon would only guarantee a third loss.

The man hangs out with Ben Shapiro, he is doing a fine job of dragging himself down.

When was the last time Pixar released a good movie?

If you want a picture of the future, imagine an overpriced maple bacon donut stomping on a human face— forever.