Stu McCallister

20 bucks?! I'll do that shit for free. I love telling people to fuck off. I'll even toss in a 'lick my balls' for nothing

I farted and burped at the same time. Am I dying?

If Trump has any balls he'd do this.

Until then you can buy the shirt at TeePublic

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Mike Tyson tried to get me to do drugs. He said 'Meth is the beth.' Can't argue with the champ.

Trump is trying to deport this burger.

Stud

Joining the mile high club means you just gave a flying fuck.

Boss gave us a new hat to wear today.

I'd hate to see the stick figure family on Elon's cyber truck.

I'm on the lineup and the flier. Come out, don't come out. #comedy

If you don't share your fries with your dog, you're a monster!

Costaki Economopoulos - Battle Creek For 30 years Costaki has been living his dream as a full-time stand up comic.He has written jokes for Bette Midler, Jay Leno, MTV, and BET.You may have seen him on Showtime or the NFL Network, or hear...

Battle Creek tonight. See you there.

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I'm on the lineup AND the flier. Come out! New jokes.

No one- Stu you performing soon? You're a hilarious guy and I need to have some laughs.

Me- Thanks no one. Thurs I'm with @FunnyCostaki in Battle Creek. Here's the link-costaki.ticketleap.com/battle/

No One- Link? You're talking to me now.

Me- JUST LOOK AT THE LINK!

No One- Damn, ok

Happy Valentine's Day! Fellas get your lady some chocolate and flowers. 6 Hersey's Kisses and 9 roses. She'll get the hint. #ValentinesDay

Is this Drake's response?

I saw a billboard that said 'Prevent overdoses. Talk to your kids.'

So my kids have tips on how to not overdose? Sweet.

HR- Stu, you gotta stop calling your coworkers worthless idiots.

Me- But they are.

HR- We're getting complaints.

Me- I'll stop when they stop being worthless idiots. You gonna do anything about that?

HR- C'mon.

Me- You're added to the list.

Someone needs to shoot Trump...

a message. And tell him he's doing a great job...

of fucking things up.

(I didn't post this anywhere else. I get in trouble on Facebook all the time.) Let's see what happens here. #jokes

Smart

Got a date Fri. Which tie should I wear to make sure I get laid?

All Refs are Bastards YouTube video by Bills Polka

LISTEN UP Y'ALL. WE CAN DO IT. WE WILL DO IT. HERE ARE SOME BANGERS TO GET YOU PUMPED #gobills

For when you're worried about the refs:

Snow plow drivers are sadists.

Snow plow drivers are sadists.

Damn baby!

This beer is pretty weak.

One time I saw the band Men Without Hats. They started the show with Safety Dance and they ended the show with Safety Dance. It's possible they played it in the middle too. Greatest show of my life.

PARENTS! For the love of God, please love your children. Please make them well adjusted human beings. I'm so tired of these needy YouTubers, podcasters, and content creators. Please put an end to these idiots. Thanks.

Noice. Start small/slow. Work your way up. Good luck!

You got a training schedule to follow? I would encourage that.