got left back in 7th grade been taking my time ever since
got left back in 7th grade been taking my time ever since
manifest it #manifestation #standupcomedy
u dont got subway tiles in the crapper im complaining to airbnb
just said outhale instead of exhale
i refrence the movie sliding doors lots but never seen it
simplehuman more like expensivehuman
everyone with self confidence is fucking unbearable
maybe i havent been underestimated after all
bidets r a fad stick with good ol reliable tp
If smart ppl r so great y dont they control anything
riding a horse cant be as easy as it looks
Im on bluesky
Just realized how similar the names Hugh Jackman and Gene Hackman are
lack of engagement is hot baby
vet techs got the sickest tattoos
Being positive is definitely impossible
The extreme confidence of the profoundly stupid helps me truly appreciate my self hatred
Whats the best revenge bearing in mind that living well is not an option
lack of engagement is hot baby
great and good are the enemy of me
The extreme confidence of the profoundly stupid helps me truly appreciate my self hatred
only thing standing between me and success is public opinion
Wine store chalkboard humor dont miss
Im youthful
The length of time it took me to get an invite code infuriates me