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Mike G

@goedharted

There is a darkness reaching like rust into everything around us. We let it grow and now it's here. It's here and it's not visiting anymore. It wants to stay.

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🎡 Blue skis smiling at me
Nothing but blue skis do I see 🎡

10.03.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They get mad when people on SNAP want to buy soda

10.03.2026 04:04 πŸ‘ 2108 πŸ” 894 πŸ’¬ 58 πŸ“Œ 79
09.03.2026 23:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wtf is with all the recipes with chili oil on Instagram? Did everyone just discover this stuff or what?

09.03.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why can’t they just silently judge others like a normal person?

09.03.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you won’t impeach him over this, then any future administration will rightfully be seen as complicit in this theft.

09.03.2026 18:47 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder if, in addition to the fake polls, they also show the President fake stock tickers.

09.03.2026 14:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A chart showing the downward trajectory of the Dow Jones average since Pam Bondi’s congressional testimony in which she touted the Dow being at 50,000. It has since lost over 3,300 points.

A chart showing the downward trajectory of the Dow Jones average since Pam Bondi’s congressional testimony in which she touted the Dow being at 50,000. It has since lost over 3,300 points.

They’re calling it The Bondi Curse

09.03.2026 14:03 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Last time there was a Friday the 13th in March was the year *checks calendar* 2020. Nope, no ill portent there.

09.03.2026 11:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

😭

09.03.2026 10:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you wondered what it was like to be in the throes of an energy crisis while a Star Wars movie played in cinemas in the summer, you get to relive it this year!

09.03.2026 03:27 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Get ready to see 1984 style electoral maps in reverse.

09.03.2026 03:11 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So inaccurate with their munitions that we had to go to war with them to stop their imminent attack on us, which would have been totally accurate.

08.03.2026 12:49 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’d like to skip to the part where everyone acknowledges that the President of the United States is insane. Please.

07.03.2026 14:43 πŸ‘ 5394 πŸ” 973 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 72

I won’t be one of those people who are like β€œI always thought Timothee Chalamet sucked” but I will say that I’ve been side-eyeing him since he started dating a Jenner.

07.03.2026 03:57 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Behold this parade of fools, playing for an audience of one. The fact that we have to watch the media credulously interrogate their psychopathy as though it were legitimate governance is maddening.

07.03.2026 03:31 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Rotta the Hutt looking like a whole snacc with abs, huge arms, a couple of battle axes.

Rotta the Hutt looking like a whole snacc with abs, huge arms, a couple of battle axes.

Why did you hate your fathβ€”

06.03.2026 21:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One day all of Iran will awaken to find that the bombs have stopped but Lee Brice’s β€œCountry Nowadays” has been downloaded to their phones and cannot be deleted.

06.03.2026 21:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is this one of those things where Unconditional Surrender is selected as a default option and you have to go in and opt out?

06.03.2026 21:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 20:47 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If it makes 2 billion I will be deceased

06.03.2026 18:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He’s right though. People were excited for that movie.

06.03.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The first Star Wars film in almost seven years doesn’t have the same burden as the first one in ten years, you guys. Those are completely different numbers.

06.03.2026 17:59 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 15:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For people who claim to hate Hollywood, they sure can’t seem to see the world through a different lens.

06.03.2026 14:39 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Right in the middle of Fifth Avenue.

06.03.2026 03:04 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
Preview
a baby is making a funny face while sitting at a table in a restaurant . Alt: a baby is giving serious side-eye while sitting at a table

I get nervous when I see unfamiliar avatars reposting me

06.03.2026 02:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was selecting them at the kiosk, and I was initially confused when I saw you could only buy a combo with one of them. After I finished, I realized that’s all you need, really.

06.03.2026 02:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no a post broke containment 🫠

06.03.2026 02:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0