It's Macro March, where is all the festive macro art? I'm STARVING
12.03.2026 14:30
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It's Macro March, where is all the festive macro art? I'm STARVING
Better yet, what if furries packed the place, only ordered waters, and then tipped the servers?
The trans NB employee fired by Chili's for being trans worked at their Rosemont, IL location. For all the furries out there, this is across I-90 from MFF
Y'all might want to avoid Chili's & Maggiano's, especially when MFF rolls around later in the year. I'm sure there's better places to eat out at
Straight up DILFing it this pm
I saw a group post this and have to say that it is amazing.
Oh fuck Id drink the fuck out of that michelada if a hot man told me I was good boy while I did it. Now I want michelada
Words by Funkit Toys from their thread https://bsky.app/profile/funkittoys.bsky.social/post/3mdtky5ug4s2r written Feb 1, 2026, art by Erika Moen. An illustration rendered to look prehistoric, as if it's on a stone tablet or stretched hide, shows an assortment of drawings depicting pieces of the following text. Narration: For anyone who may be losing faith in human progress, remember this: We invented the dildo 27,000 years before the gun. Image: A stone phallus with several cracks and intentionally carved penis-head at one end. Caption: Hohle Fels Phallus, 28,000 years ago Text: We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language. Image: A simplified cave art painting depicting a couple having sex in doggy-style. Caption: Cave art, Tassili n'Ajjer, Algeria, 12,000 years ago. Text: We invented the condom before steel. Image: An off-white, aged, sock-let with a long, ragged belt attached to it. Caption: Oil-soaked linen condom of King Tutankkamunn, 1332-1323 BCE Text: Bread is older than war. Beer is older than borders. Image: A fancy loaf of bread, referenced from Pompeii, even though it's not the same time period as the caption, but it looks nice, ok?. Caption: Bread, 14,600-11,600 years ago. Text: We're better at making good things than bad. We've had more practice. Image: A barley field. Caption: Beer, 5,000 years ago. Text: Words by Funkit Toys, Art by Erika Moen, 2026
"We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language." (Full size image)
Words by @funkittoys.bsky.social, images by @erikamoen.bsky.social (and various uncredited prehistoric artists, craftspeople, and caveperverts)
Full post: www.patreon.com/posts/150935...
Back it up on me
Yet I am unbounced 🤔
Good for them honestly
You gonna bounce on it?
Reefer Madness
How would they know the antifascist book is antifascist and that the bad guys are the bad guys? Thats too complicated
You typically want your pants waist at or near where your body naturally bends
Highwaisted definitely, so left and right image, cant imagine the middle image would be very comfortable
Girl same
Nutty & fruity, soft & juicy, premium quality coyote
.....wut?
I have a stovetop at home and an electric one at work. But I wouldn't say thats typical for Americans
I thought your hair was cute when I saw it
The printer forgot to do the yellow and magenta layers
Coming back to the 3 months later but like.....why would anyone buy the two pack? It's only a cent, but its still cheaper to buy two individual ones
PoV: youre a Cedar Waxwing
Its my belief that this is the reason we don't receive mandated paid vacation like the rest of the developed world, the elites don't want the common person to see how other people live
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Love
just a reminder that we do still need to string this guy up like mussolini
Show us the carved legs please
Likely story, probably looking for some "protein" right now
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