D.Fitz in the 406

Translation: "I have no idea; I don't belong here; I never belonged here. Why won't someone do something?"

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Sure, I almost lost, but there are no yellows, so that's... something

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I feel like that's a metaphor for something

Facts

Things change. Breakfast, lunch, and dinner being "traditional" is a (relatively) recent construct, too. It's not like native peoples ate three squares a day

The Buck Stops Over There

What are you talking about? He never cared! He never cared because he never saw them as people. He saw them as votes. As popularity meters. As anonymous sources of adulation. He's barely human himself; it's no wonder his caring is entirely self-focused. He's incapable of empathy; this isn't new.

Until the day I die, I will not hear or read the name Lindsey Graham without thinking of the appositive that Lee Papa (The Rude Pundit) often used for him back in the GW Bush era: "Lindsey Graham, the prettiest debutante in the Senate, "

Six-year-olds, at best. Any 11-year-old would be an improvement, because they have an understanding of empathy

If there's one thing a self-promoter can't stand it's another self-promoter

I'll begrudgingly file my taxes next month, happy in the knowledge that I'm retiring very soon and this fucked up government won't get another penny of taxes from my hard-earned paycheck

What tipped everyone off -- was it the sun glinting off her Rolex as she stood in front of the El Salvadorian camp with prisoners huddled behind her like inhuman props?

Very sketchy, esp with Zinke dropping out a couple days before. Every single one of our elected officials has their nose all the way up trump's ass

the lips 😂

No, he got the Purple Heart due to injuries (not necessarily gunshots) in Afghanistan in 2012, and the accidental discharge occurred in GNP in 2015, for which he was cited by a park service ranger. His campaign tried to connect the two and claim the wound was from Afghanistan. Because he's a liar.

I can assure you my fellow Montanans have still learned zero lessons.

Direct quote from his campaign vs. the great Jon Tester: "As your senator, I will always fight for Montanans, put America First, and do the right thing in office because it’s the right thing for Montana and America — I’ll never be bought by the lobbyists, special interests, and the D.C. swamp."

Jumping off the gravy train, or plotting a different gravy train? Maybe Gianforte's involved?

he also accidentally discharged his weapon into his arm in Glacier National Park and then lied about it, claiming it happened during his military career, or it was someone else's fault, or both. He's a piece of shit, and he's not a Montana native; like Gianforte, he moved here to buy an election

Can I make a million dollars on Polymarket by betting on whether this is a fake image? No-?

Correction! The THREE R challengers. Our Sec of State, who obediently turned over all our private voter data illegally, and who drove a car with a "Fuck Biden" sticker to her elected, taxpayer-funded job pre-2024, now has announced she's running, too. She's a Mar-a-Lago-Face wannabe.

She's so gross

Their inability to understand calendars and the time-space continuum will never not be funny

The two R challengers that we absolutely don't want within 1,000 miles of D.C. rushed to fill the vacuum, of course

I wish there was something more to add to this other than “WOW he’s dumb,” but there isn’t 🤷‍♂️

Is it a radiation burn? Please say it's a radiation burn

Our trash takes itself out

The way you know someone is totally innocent is when they put the word "very" in front
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what, does she have a contract with the maker of her implants to promote how round and unnatural-looking they are? She doin' a great job

That should work out great because his name is beloved around the world

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