Frida Ride

I'm a girl of limited means, but I still live by the South Salish Sea and would be happy to help you make your Cascadian dreams a reality.

I know the PNW would be happy to have you.

The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

A screen cap from one of the air traffic control room scenes in Airplane! (1980.) The caption has been altered so Steve McCroskey is saying "Looks like I picked the wrong week to increase my prog. .)

I admitted to my work bestie that I had a crush on her - and her response was very unclear, then daylight savings happened, then I upped my progesterone, then I wonder why I'm on an emotional roller coaster all of a sudden.

Sitting in the brake room, trying to process my feelings for my coworker who I've been crushing on for years, and KD Lang's Constant Craving comes on.

My work bestie (whom I've had a longstanding crush on) took me out for birthday drinks yesterday. I've not yet told her about size kink, but she kept telling me how she wants to pick me up and put me in her pocket to keep me safe. She has no idea what she's doing to me 🥵 #sizesky

Yar.

We should go thrifting again sometime!

If you see this, post a character that starts with the letter G.

Finally scrapped together enough money to buy my tickets for @sizecon.bsky.social!

I wish I was the one shrinking, not my budget. 🥺

Urgent mutual aid request from a young comrade!

$85/170 (updated!)

Hello! My name is Kero, i am a 19yr old queer disabled person, and I desperately need assistance with bills this month.

venmo/cashapp $acideatsbrains

#MutualAid #Disability #Queer

Diamond does make a good mineral for daily wear. Its hardness resists scratching which keeps them shiny for a very long time. But sapphire is close to the same hardness and comes in a wider range of colors. Both sapphires and diamonds can both be made in a lab these days. No need to mine.

I worked in the jewelry industry for 15 years and you are absolutely correct. De Beers manufactured demand through ad campaigns for a stone that's actually pretty common, and then restricted supply through a global monopoly, creating false scarcity.

Inside you there are two cartoonists.

One wants to flex on your knowledge of anatomy, perspective, color theory, etc.

The other is exhausted, suffering from tendinopathy, and wants to focus on efficient minimalism.

They are incapable of compromise.

Jennifer @JenYetAgain@beige.party in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with. this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US. Feb 9, 2026 at 4:35:18PM Boosted by 968: Favourited by 1324:

mom they’re roasting the US economy on mastodon again

My boss: (Reacting to the computer assigning me my least favorite task) "Have you ever heard you attract what you fear?"

Me: "AAAHH! REDHEADS WHO ARE MEAN TO ME!!"

Photo of two bicycles in a bed with rumpled sheets.

You don't hear them complaining about being two-tired

📷Nico Piotto

Being polyamerous, there's a real chance my partner could catch me in bed with a Rose. But I'd have nothing to explain, just a question of if I should invite them to be a third.

One of the problems with taking pictures* of myself, is I keep capturing my concentration face. I look so stern. It kinda works for this picture, but i's not the vibe I was initially going for.

*There's a remote shutter control hidden in my palm.

A picture of me, in a black scull-themed bandanna, a black tank-top with jolly rogers pink hearts and red lips, a black leather jacket, a black and red pleated skirt, grey leggings, red socks, and black high-heeled boots, standing in front of a graffiti covered wall.

One of my girlfriends thinks I look like a pirate. I don't see it.

 Are you aware that Kermit’s voice is Wrong in the Muppet show remake or are you Neurotypical?

Two special interests in one!

a woman is smiling and saying that 's so very very sad Alt: a woman is smiling and saying that 's so very very sad

Customer: "Google AI said you have this product but I can't find it on your website.

Me: *does an inventory search* Yeah, we don't carry that product, sorry. You can't trust AI.

Customer: (defensive) I NAME my Chat GPT.

Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.

Oh yeah, Ferngully got me feeling ways about things...

First animated crush without saying your age.

Motherfucking Bike [HD] YouTube video by Benson & Evans

Motherfucking Bike by Sons of Science

#TagYourself

Genderqueer - LGBTQIA+ Wiki Genderqueer is an umbrella term describing individuals who feel that they have a queer or non-normative experience with gender, either through their gender identity...

I had no idea those creeps had their own flag, and I'm kinda mad at how similar it is to the genderqueer flag.

I'm also kinda mad that the genderqueer flag that I actually own is closer to the purple and green of their flag.

lgbtqia.wiki/wiki/Genderq...