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All powerful destroyer of worlds... Wait, that's somebody else. Just a regular, super sarcastic, lover of dark humor, Canadian guy with a wonderful family. Just be excellent to each other everybody.

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He just sounds real "rape-ish" whenever he speaks. Just makes my skin crawl.

14.03.2026 04:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.

14.03.2026 04:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It is wonderful up here but we have our issues as well. No country is perfect. That said, thank you for the positive vibes towards my home πŸ˜ƒ

13.03.2026 17:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Pierre Poilievre. There is literally nobody else in the running.

13.03.2026 17:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Geez. No pressure, eh?

13.03.2026 17:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

13.03.2026 14:24 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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EU must stick together against Trump’s hostile tactics, says top diplomat Kaja Kallas says Washington seeks to pick apart European governments which wield less power individually

EU must stick together against Trump’s hostile tactics, says top diplomat share.google/r8ifT9SXmLdq...

13.03.2026 14:01 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is a wordsmith in action right here. πŸ‘‡

13.03.2026 13:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Yeah, zero plan whatsoever. VERY innovative.

13.03.2026 13:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm sorry. What?

13.03.2026 13:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Murphy: I have great sympathy for our soldiers and our military leaders they are being given directions by a senile old man who is losing his mind. And so it's no surprise that this war is going horribly

13.03.2026 02:40 πŸ‘ 21480 πŸ” 6305 πŸ’¬ 664 πŸ“Œ 375

Spread the word if you would be so kind. Racist rants from a Maple MAGA Karen and elected 🀬 MLA is not ok. Read below...πŸ‘‡

13.03.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I really wish he got beaten up more in highschool.

13.03.2026 00:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So, he totally downs a tall glass of children's tears before returning to his crypt to regenerate, doesn't he?

13.03.2026 00:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Americans’ opinions of Canada, Great Britain are lower than ever Republicans have soured on the two U.S. allies after a year of Trump antagonizing their leaders.

Oh no. The Republicans don't like Canada and the UK... Whatever shall we do? πŸ™„

www.politico.com/news/2026/03...

13.03.2026 00:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

We’re building and securing Canada’s North. We’re taking full responsibility for defending our Arctic sovereignty, and developing the region’s critical minerals, clean energy, and trade corridors – with, and for, the security and prosperity of its people.

12.03.2026 23:49 πŸ‘ 1288 πŸ” 221 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 14
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12.03.2026 22:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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12.03.2026 21:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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12.03.2026 21:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Not even a worry, bud. New England and Minnesota πŸ‘

12.03.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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12.03.2026 20:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Moraine Lake, Canada πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦

12.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 122 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Congratulations!

12.03.2026 19:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Woke up this morning to see the channel reached 800,000 subscribers! Thanks everyone for the support, it means a lot. I'll keep making review and guide videos as long for as you folks keep watching them 😊

12.03.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 145 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0

But what happened to all of Trump's cards?

12.03.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He lost me at "planning".

12.03.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Is Charlize Theron available?

12.03.2026 19:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast.

They’ll play this in museums in future.

(πŸŽ₯ LCI πŸ‡«πŸ‡·)

12.03.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 18037 πŸ” 7151 πŸ’¬ 615 πŸ“Œ 576
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11.03.2026 17:21 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I have shirts older than this fucking child.

12.03.2026 17:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0