Clarissa

Abolish Elon Musk.

Oh em squee!

Exactly what I thought of 😂

The OS.

We have a “tree forest” here in Luxembourg.

O hai BlueSky, long time no see, thank you for the Trump/Musk jokes! 😆

left is a long focus (closer to binocular vision), right a short one (like a phone camera). absolutely people are getting a warped idea of their appearance from this. if you google it, plastic surgeons have webpages that are like “before you get a nose job you should know…”

Vibrant tropical bird perched on a moss-covered branch, displaying stunning metallic green plumage on its head and back with a rich crimson underbelly. Its spiky crest catches the light as it sits among delicate epiphytes and wispy hanging moss. The bird's bright yellow beak and long elegant tail stand out against the lush green foliage of its cloud forest habitat, where burgundy bromeliads add splashes of color to the scene.

I need to start shooting vertical with these. It's hard to get them all in the frame.

Male Resplendent Quetzal, Paraiso Quetzal Lodge #CostaRica

#birds #nature 🌿

Sure. Hence functionally.

I don’t know if you’re being facetious, but rabies is functionally extinct in Western Europe.
www.who-rabies-bulletin.org/site-page/oc...

😆

Colourful bollards/barriers shaped like sheep in Christchurch New Zealand

Check these out — Still probably my favourite bollards/barriers I’ve seen anywhere in the world. They aren’t just cute and fun (and extra seating) — they’re REALLY heavy. Cars should NOT try messing with these sheep! I took this pic while working for Christchurch NZ years ago. #CityOfSmiles

I’ll grant you, I came to Bsky for the exploding cybertruck news! And maybe the jokes. But there are jokes on Mastodon, too. 😄

Poetry!

The devastation on its way is unimaginable - like nothing humanity has ever witnessed before - and everyone will wish they had been climate activists and ‘hysterics’ when they had the chance. We are in a moment of unprecedented stupidity

I’d much rather meet him at his wild diving into water than all neatly groomed standing still. 😄

It’s weird to think that Elon Musk will end up having paid far less for the United States Government than he did for Twitter

Awwwwww called the number all the way from Europe. Am jealous of all NE Ohio residents serviced by you. What a heartwarming message ❤️

oh your computer has ransomware? where'd it run to??

To be fair I thought that too!! 😆

LIFE HACK: Answer your phone "Hello you're on the air" and 99% of the time people will just hang up.

You say that as if it’s a bad thing.
(I mean, not sth that appeals to me, but it’s a whole genre. It’s hardly “out there”.)
www.gamersdecide.com/articles/bes...
www.tabletopgamingnews.com/war-board-ga...

A load of old fucking gammons

"BUT WHEN IS IT WHITE FRIDAY!?"

A dark monopoly board with battle of the bulge locations and war related activity fields. It says “Ardennes 44” in the middle.

Wow!! Managed to find this online. But people love to play war don’t they.

ALSO don't like that I can't see my own bleets (yes, I'll call them bleets) in the main feeds. Why?? What I say is MOST important!

I was gonna say is Advice Pig your legal name? 😆
I guess Willy Lee is, but you can easily change that. (On Mastodon you were just Willy.)

Also don't like the "if you see this post X" meme.
Why am I even here? 😂

Aha, thank you for "loaves". I am somewhat disturbed by everyone else's plural formation.

Yeah, I agree that kinda sucks. (Other functionality stuff is also suboptimal, for sure. But I still like it best.)

Wait, we call them skeets? Sky tweets? (why not bleets? 😶 Would go well with the Mastodon toots. Which you abandoned! Traitor! 😡😅)