Jewel Marquee

tee hee i’m just dykey like that

my pollen allergies kicking in the week i had to clean a dusty closet and everyone is getting sick was NOT good for me if you think i got sick i am so sorry i am not the source of your sickness i am just dying

On Point With: Problem Child Your inner kid's favorite drag performer is serving whimsy in Brooklyn playgrounds throughout March and beyond. Nobody puts Problem Child in a corner! Thotyssey: Hello PC, thanks for chatting today! It's March! How has the year been treating you so far... fascist apocalypse aside? Problem Child: Howdy! My years been pretty fun and exciting; like the many queers before me who have had their fair share of fascist apocalypses, I just gotta keep the whimsy up!

On Point With: Problem Child

Your inner kid's favorite drag performer is serving whimsy in Brooklyn playgrounds throughout March and beyond. Nobody puts Problem Child in a corner! Thotyssey: Hello PC, thanks for chatting today! It's March! How has the year been treating you so far... fascist…

me showing up to the bar in sweats and a sweatshirt after stoning for 6 hours

let’s go substance reference already

ARI HOLDING BACK TEARS CUZ OF HOW PROUD SHE IS OF CYNTHIA UGH THESE TWO

CTNTHIA ERIVO GET INTO THE STUDIO AND RECORD YOUR COVER OF “HOME” SO WE CAN HAVE IT NOW NOW NOW NOW OMFG OMFG

i’m fully sobbing over this ariana and cynthia performance

gonna start treating this like my price but only for horny thoughts

love how audrey beauty school killed me in the best way possible always but drunk me lives more

thinking i need to start consistently wearing nails in drag

where’s the cunty milf night life mayor from last year

I WILL TAKE PICTURES TONIGHT

going live while i stone tonight to hold myself accountable me thinks

making the thot list was not something i expected but slay

i wear one sweater dress to the bar and everyone thinks i come from work

Do not fucking do this, do not open your phone for the police, you will be giving them the right to look at everything on your phone.

this season is simply …

this is my dream coachella ns

i’ve simply remained too normal on this app i need to be chaotic again

one day i just wanna start treating this how i would treat my twitter acc since it was my old stan twitter account and start saying random shit like do you want my 5 skeet rant about how favorite diva back on bway today and i can’t wait to see her swing on do you want it cuz ill give it

nothing hits quite like a salad loaded with feta cheese

tuesday night was so fun omg letting the adhd run loose is fun

if demi moore doesn’t win the oscar it’s rigged

i just realized my solo show is the day after inauguration day come see me crash out live

sister!!!!

(my uncle has recently retired from the postal system.)

i wish you all could’ve seen my cousins reaction to me saying “your mother mailed me over an ounce of weed through the us postal system”

promise i’m not ignoring you just hyper fixating on k-pop dance videos

take away from babygirl is i need to get railed immediately