Jacob Silver

the me putting on a sweater my wife bought me to her saying “you look nice” pipeline

I do the “if they ask me I have to” rule from Supersize Me but with iced chai and making it dirty

With all these realistic Sora videos going around, I’m just grateful there’s no technology advanced enough to remove the watermark

yeaaahhh. or trying to be mean but in a “fucksticks” kinda way

Opinion | The blurred line between X and the Trump administration Forget the ridiculous "Twitter Files." This is what it actually looks like when a social media company works in concert with the government.

Hey, I've written something for MSNBC (first time I've written for them). www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnb...

Did you know that by substituting your morning coffee with green tea, you can eliminate up to 93% of what little joy you have left?

how can this pepper support the extraction of sauce from his own people. sick stuff

rent free

Reconnecting with the Twitter homies on Bluesky

Reminds me of this pepper I found. So he constantly experiences his own heat? So his entire existence is pain?

Also I forgive myself if I space out same as when I’m reading. That’s what the 15/30 second rewind button is for 🤗

I’m similar but listen to a ton of podcasts. Has to be during *low level* activity like:
- washing dishes
- walking
- playing a completely mindless phone game

Anything less I space out, anything more I’m distracted. Also I recommend trying some nice over-ear headphones!

after 10 years of big social media telling us no one wants posts that link out to other websites, it turns out it was really just the big social media companies that didn't want that

top 10 simpsons moments

10. homer in space
9. bart prank calls moe
8. grandpa simpson falls asleep
7. bart and lisa
6. steamed food
5. cashier scans maggie at register
4. skateboarding bart
3. the simpsons on dvd
2. homer has a TRULY memorable moment
1. mr. burn

[Cat standing up and peeing out of its ass] Your Home Smells like Cat Pee? Try This

that just made it worse!!

if the posting was so good here for the past 6-12 months then why didn’t I stay

$20 billion in military aid to a country is not “real leverage” over that country’s military actions, but yes everyone but you is living in fantasy land

Trump won the election. They are making a play, however feeble, to prevent more of their people from dying. Mocking this as stupid is genuinely disgusting.

The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.

Based.

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UW misinformation researchers will not buckle under political attacks | Opinion As the 2024 election approaches, misinformation researchers at the University of Washington say they won't be deterred by those seeking to undermine their work.

Researchers of online misinformation (and related topics) aren’t “buckling” to politically-motivated attacks. Our critical work to understand and address online deception and manipulation continues. But only with the support of our colleagues and institutions. www.seattletimes.com/opinion/uw-m...

man we are so back

he was the best of trial hosts by a wide margin (the others all lacked swag which it turns out was Trebek’s most important quality as host). People get mad when I say this, I wish I wasn’t cursed with the knowledge but it’s true

for elon musk, it would seem that "x" marks the spot! the tech tycoon has recently made a number of changes to the social media platform once known as twitter – and he's just getting started

hey sorry i didn't follow back on bluesky, i saw your profile picture and i knew it looked familiar but i couldn't remember if that's because you were annoying to me online one time four years ago or if we are close friends

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For all the people just joining, we’ve developed our own slang here on bluesky so it might be a little confusing at first. Here’s a helpful explainer for some of the more common terms:

Free product idea for Substack: let writers opt in to a service where paid subscribers can point out minor copy errors. The writer can accept them or not, like GitHub, and dole out little pats on the head to needy pedants such as myself

time was you bonked a guy on the head with a coconut he changed his personality and believed he was a professional racecar driver or a gangster or something. now, because of wokeness and also potentially electromagnetic radiation, he just becomes injured...

bluesky algorithm is highly advanced after all 🤔