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What makes me so fucking mad is

I never hurt anyone. The vast, overwhelming majority of nsfw creators and sex workers dont.

We get cut off from the ability to use-the-dollar but all the sick fucks that hurt people, both directly and indirectly, every single day, never get even a slap on the wrist

Commission for a @ionshimuralol.bsky.social

I think every puritan should lock themselves in a small, lightless, airtight box, so that way they don't need to see all of the sinful shit the rest of us are up to and get tempted

Everyone wins!

This is what it felt like to bloc my ex and live a better life without her.
This is what it feels like when I block terrible bigots and find happiness without them.

You too can simply delete the problem and move on with your life for the better

truly a giddy experience to be sure ///

they call you Dr. Koumer

I actually gotta update this thing again because progress

that stupid inflatable zeppelin gadget from a view to kill with the big text "INFLATION ACTIVATION SYSTEM"

something something many of you

Me and the boys hanging out.

(I don't who made this)

clicker training your roommate not for anything kinky but just because they need the structure and reinforcement to help them keep up on chores and basic self care stuff

OH OKAY SO WE'RE JUST CALLING OUR SHOTS NOW ARE WE??

Calvin and Hobbes panel: Calvin looks up at his dad, who is putting on a bike helmet and about to go on a ride Calvin's dad: "Sure! 'Cyclists have a right to the road, too, you noisy, polluting, inconsiderate maniacs! I hope gas goes up to eight bucks a gallon!'"

His plans are measured in centuries

Now that I'm having both here's the difference between Laser and Electrolysis:

Laser: Ow... Ow...Ow... "Okay see you next month"

Electrolysis: ᵒʷ ᵒʷ ᵒʷ ᵒʷ ᵒʷ ᵒʷ ᵒʷ ᵒʷ ᵒʷ ᵒʷ ᵒʷ ᵒʷ ᵒʷ ᵒʷ ᵒʷ ᵒʷ ᵒʷ ᵒʷ ᵒʷ ᵒʷ ᵒʷ ᵒʷ ᵒʷ ᵒʷ ᵒʷ ᵒʷ ᵒʷ ᵒʷ ᵒʷ ᵒʷ "Okay see you next week"

a drawing of a monk wearing dark glasses and rolling dice at a table

gambling monk, germany, 15th century

Didn't really occur to me that I can go by "Mrs." now...that's kinda cute.

turns out one of them /is/ your tf'd friend but you added the vibrator having forgotton which was the real one

Stray thoughts about art, porn, games, and "pre-deplatforming" after conversation with a friend. Feels like we've entered an age of "Unspoken Horny" in mainstream commercial products.

Like, we left the sexless Marvel/Disney era and entered the "don't ask, don't tell" phase of the attention economy.

i diagnose you with kitty

accidentally said "purrrhaps" to a real life friend and theyre making fun of me for it, its so over

sometimes you can't tell the difference between people suggesting transition and people suggesting you switch to linux

(probably because it's often the same people)

thinking about the timeline where my sona is a cow instead and. god since im from texas it would've been so funny to have a longhorn sona that struggles with doorways cause of the horns that transitions into a longhorn cow that loses the horns but still struggles with doorways because. yknow.

yes

Gargoyle Yuri where one gargoyle girl kisses the other right as the sun is rising so they have to hold that kiss for the entire day

you can like women and be a trans woman
you can have no bottom dysphoria and be a trans woman
you can be awful at fighting games and be a trans woman

I don't play counter strike but when I did I was pretty sure if you told your teammates who were still alive what you saw while spectating as a ghost that counted as cheating

Owner left puppy outside :((

LUNATIC INSIGHT [TAINTED] Your madness grants you insight and knowledge. Prerequisite: Mild depravity. Benefit: Due to unpredictable flashes of insight, you are considered trained in all Knowledge skills, even if you have no ranks in them. You also gain a +2 morale bonus on initiative rolls and to resist mind-affecting spells and abilities. Normal: Knowledge skills cannot be used untrained.

How to make good posts:

Leslie and Brianne are at a gas station. Leslie, in rabid-poster mode, exclaims "I'm so angry!! I have so many opinions on other people's opinions of the new Pixar movie!!" Leslie, going to town on some Fresh Gasoline, replies "You need to drink more gasoline. It makes all my thoughts and opinions melt away!" But then she sees the price of gas and freaks out- it's "A Lot!"

this @keithstack.com comic is both 4 years old and topical again which is giving me low-grade anxiety

put me in your mouth